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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thurston gimme some (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Ding Dong has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ding Dong seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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285 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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210 cm
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302 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ding Dong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Thurston gimme some!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from gimme some misses.
gimme some wants to clinch up but Dong keeps it at a distance.
Dong looks for a takedown but gimme some sprawls well.
gimme some's corner calls for a 1-2. gimme some obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
gimme some thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dong has a takedown stuffed.
gimme some is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dong.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says gimme some as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ding Dong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
gimme some misses the shot to the body.
Ding Dong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dong shoots for a takedown but gimme some saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
gimme some tries to clinch there but Dong circles away.
Dong fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dong misses the body punch
and gimme some moves into the clinch.
gimme some scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
gimme some lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
gimme some lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
gimme some lands an elbow inside that Dong shrugs off.
It looks like Ding Dong has been cut.
gimme some cracks Dong with a nice body shot.
gimme some lands a damaging elbow.
Dong takes an elbow to the temple.
Dong is breathing heavily.
gimme some using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
gimme some lands an elbow that stopped Dong in his tracks for a moment.
gimme some working some nice short punches in the clinch.
gimme some lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dong is rocked!
Dong is trying to break the clinch but gimme some has him pressed against the ropes.
Dong gets dropped by a huge elbow on the inside by gimme some! He drops to his knees and gimme some takes his back! This one might not last much longer!
Oh Dong is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dong turns into gimme some and is now in his guard.
gimme some is controlling Dong's posture.
Dong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. gimme some is keeping the position for now.
Dong seems to have got his legs back now.
gimme some looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Dong puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
gimme some throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
gimme some is defending against the submission attempts here by Dong.
gimme some is refusing to be controlled, as Dong sits in half guard.
gimme some is looking to control Dong's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can gimme some avoid being mounted?
Dong trying to mount his opponent but gimme some defends it.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Dong keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dong has his takedown stuffed
and gimme some counters with a straight right hand.
Ding Dong's cut is getting worse.
gimme some fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dong checks it well.
gimme some catches Dong napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Dong to the canvas!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
gimme some is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Dong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thurston gimme some dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ding Dong's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
gimme some swings and misses with a hook to the body.
gimme some misses with a hook.
gimme some thows a body shot but no joy.
Dong doesn't succeed with the takedown
and gimme some counters with a leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
gimme some wants to clinch.
gimme some is looking to clinch but Dong is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Dong is countered with a crisp right hand from gimme some that sends him to the canvas! gimme some follows him to the mat into side control.
Dong is looking to regain half guard here but gimme some keeps moving and retains side control.
Dong is trying to buck gimme some off.
You can see the frustration on Dong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
gimme some is chipping away with strikes.
Dong is looking to reverse the position.
Dong can't do much from the bottom here.
Dong is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
gimme some trying to control the position but Dong is working away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dong manages to work his way to half guard, despite gimme some's best efforts.
gimme some not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dong has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. gimme some is working away from the top position though.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dong shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in gimme some's guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Dong wants to control from the top but gimme some keeps moving.
Dong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because gimme some is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
gimme some is trying to control the position but Dong postures up.
Dong is looking to work some ground and pound but gimme some has wrist control.
Dong wants to control from the top but gimme some keeps moving.
Dong tries to stand but gimme some is controlling from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
gimme some looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
gimme some is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Good leg kick by gimme some there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
gimme some throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dong.
Dong fails with the takedown
and gimme some counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thurston gimme some showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ding Dong's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
gimme some throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
gimme some fails with an attempt to clinch.
gimme some tries to clinch but Dong moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by gimme some there.
Dong darts in and clinches gimme some up against the ropes.
gimme some lands an elbow inside.
gimme some crunches a lovely knee into Dong's ribcage.
gimme some lands a nice elbow.
Ding Dong's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A short right from gimme some.
gimme some leaning his opponent against the ropes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
gimme some gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
gimme some lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dong backwards.
gimme some stalling in the clinch.
Dong takes an elbow to the temple.
gimme some leaning against his opponent.
gimme some lands with a short shot to the head.
Dong's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
gimme some lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jeez, Ding Dong's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
gimme some has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
gimme some lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dong drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dong takes an elbow to the forehead.
A nice left hand lands by gimme some.
Dong wants to break the clinch but can't.
gimme some using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
gimme some stalling in the clinch.
gimme some scores with a shot to the side of Dong's head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ding Dong's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Thurston gimme some!
Thurston gimme some is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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