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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Chapman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Ferguson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mark Chapman's chin.
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200 cm
22
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
18
232 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd Ferguson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mark Chapman! The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Chad Campbell and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Chapman fails in his attempt to clinch. Chapman scores with a takedown into Ferguson's guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Ferguson will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Chapman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ferguson swivels though and keeps the full guard. Ferguson is striking from the bottom but Chapman uses the opportunity to pass into half guard. Ferguson landing small, sideways elbows. Chapman is trying to work for a kimura but Ferguson is defending well.
Ferguson wants to improve his position but Chapman is controlling well.
Ferguson punching from the bottom.
Ferguson is looking to improve his position.
Ferguson punching from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ferguson wants to get back to full guard. Ferguson gets full guard. Ferguson lands a decent shot there. Chapman thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. Ferguson striking off his back. Ferguson lands a good elbow from the bottom. Ferguson doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Ferguson wants to sweep here but Chapman controlling him for the moment. Chapman stands up out of Ferguson's guard for a moment - Ferguson manages to land a nice upkick. Chapman trying to control the position from guard on top but Ferguson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Ferguson lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Chapman! Ferguson lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Chapman slips a leg in and gets back to half guard. Chapman wants to improve his position but Ferguson is controlling well.
Chapman looks gassed! Chapman gets full guard. Ferguson scoring with some ground and pound. Ferguson passes into half guard. Chapman looks like he's trying to stand up.
Ferguson uses his free foot to push down on Chapman's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Chapman. Ferguson cracks Chapman with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
56% |
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