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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Holyfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyfield's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, RAWR. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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225 lbs
18 - 16 - 0 |
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283 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Holyfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene moves into the clinch.
Irene tries to work over Holyfield's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Irene is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Holyfield is defending well for now.
Holyfield scores with a shoulder strike.
Irene makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
It looks like Joe Holyfield has been cut.
Holyfield lands a left hand that snaps the head of Irene backwards.
It looks like Goodnight Irene has been cut.
A body shot lands from Holyfield.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyfield lands with a right to the head.
Irene misses with a punch to the body.
Holyfield wants to break the clinch but can't.
Irene throws a head punch that misses.
Holyfield wants to break free but Irene has control.
Irene tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Holyfield avoids it.
Holyfield misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Irene.
Holyfield wants to break free but Irene has control.
Irene tries to land knees in the clinch but Holyfield avoids the damage to the body.
Holyfield blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Irene throws an elbow that misses.
Holyfield working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Irene looks winded!
Holyfield working hard to break the clinch.
Holyfield working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Holyfield lands a hook that snaps the head of Irene backwards.
Nice body punch from Holyfield - that landed with a thud.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene prevents Holyfield from breaking the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Holyfield.
Holyfield lands an uppercut.
Holyfield makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That has opened up Goodnight Irene's cut even more.
Irene tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Holyfield avoids it.
Holyfield breaks from the clinch.
Irene takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Irene walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Holyfield swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joe Holyfield!
An out of breath and clearly excited Joe Holyfield thanked Amsterdam in London 95% Laundry for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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