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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ben Roofer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Roofer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jonesmann Feat. Azad - Der Soldat James Rhyme. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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194 lbs
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185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ben Roofer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Turd!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Bruno Lombardi and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roofer digs a good body shot into Turd's ribs.
Roofer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Turd takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Turd checks a leg kick.
Roofer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Roofer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Roofer misses the shot to the body.
Roofer checks the leg kick.
A head kick from Roofer lands but Turd takes it in his stride.
Roofer moves out of range as Turd throws a body kick.
Turd tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Roofer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd managing to block the knees to the body from Roofer.
Roofer swings wildly with an uppercut but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd leaning his opponent against the cage.
Turd landing knees to the head.
It looks like Ben Roofer has been cut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Turd lands a knee to the body.
Roofer is trying to break free.
Roofer misses with a punch on the inside.
Roofer is trying to stall.
Turd has Roofer pushed against the cage.
Roofer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Roofer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Turd is keeping busy.
Roofer struggles to land a body shot inside as Turd controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd avoiding damage as Roofer throws knees to the body.
Turd leaning against his opponent.
Turd missing with knees to the body.
Turd landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Roofer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Turd stalling in the clinch.
Turd lands a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roofer throws a punch but it's blocked by Turd.
Turd landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Roofer tries to stall but Turd uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Turd misses with a knee to the head.
Roofer is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Roofer lands with a short shot to the head.
Roofer wants to stall.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roofer misses with a body punch.
A knee to the head by Turd.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Roofer tries a body shot but Turd blocks it.
Roofer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd avoids the elbow strike from Roofer, against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Turd obliges.
Turd is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Roofer working aggressively here.
Roofer looking to stall.
The referee is keeping an eye on Turd - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Roofer takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roofer misses with a knee strike.
Roofer is trying to break the clinch but Turd is controlling him.
Roofer throws a head punch that misses.
Turd lands a good knee to the midsection. Roofer won't want to take too many of those.
Roofer is breathing heavily.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Turd.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
Roofer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Turd taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Turd with a knee to the head.
Turd manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The crowd are getting on Turd's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Turd blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frank Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ben Roofer's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Roofer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Roofer is looking to land body kicks.
Roofer misses with a head kick.
A head kick from Turd lands but Roofer takes it in his stride.
Roofer moves out of range of the body kick.
A clash of legs there as Roofer blocks the low kick.
Turd tries to move into range but Roofer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Turd finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Turd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Roofer throws a head kick that misses
and Turd counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Roofer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Turd checks it well.
Roofer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Turd checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Turd throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Turd moves into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd blocking some punches.
Roofer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Turd using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Roofer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Roofer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Turd taking a breather.
Roofer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Roofer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Roofer misses with a punch on the inside.
Roofer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turd lands a hook that snaps the head of Roofer backwards.
Turd blocks a body shot from Roofer.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Ben Roofer's cut is getting worse.
Roofer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roofer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Turd avoids a wild elbow strike from Roofer.
Turd stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Roofer pushes off an throws an elbow but Turd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Turd connects with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Roofer misses with an elbow strike.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
Turd misses with a knee strike.
Roofer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Roofer wants to break free but Turd has control.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Frank Turd seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Turd using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Turd has Roofer pressed against the cage.
Roofer has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
Turd crunches a lovely knee into Roofer's ribcage.
Roofer tries to throw a body punch but Turd avoids it by throwing Roofer back against the cage.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd with a knee to the head.
Turd tries a knee to the head but Roofer blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Roofer fails to land.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
Turd working Roofer over with knees to the body.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Roofer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Turd obliges.
Turd manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Roofer misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roofer tries a knee to the head but Turd blocks it.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Roofer's face.
Turd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Turd unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd just leaning against Roofer, taking a breather.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Turd manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Roofer is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Roofer is trying to break the clinch but Turd is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frank Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ben Roofer's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Roofer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Turd moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Roofer throws a chopping leg kick but Turd manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Roofer.
Turd moves forwards but Roofer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Turd checks a leg kick nicely.
Roofer feints and then cracks Turd's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Turd down.
Turd throws a wild body kick that Roofer sees coming a mile off.
Roofer throws a leg kick that misses.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd tries to land a front kick but Roofer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Turd checks a leg kick.
Turd goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Turd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Roofer misses with a head kick.
Roofer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Turd. That did some damage!
Turd loads up on a big right hand but Roofer slips the punch.
Turd moves into the clinch.
Roofer misses with a punch on the inside.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Roofer throws a punch but it's blocked by Turd.
Roofer wants to break free but Turd has control.
Turd misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Roofer.
Roofer managing to block the knees to the body from Turd.
Turd dodges an elbow strike from Roofer.
Turd just leaning against Roofer, taking a breather.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Ben Roofer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Turd tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Roofer avoids it.
A knee to the head by Turd.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands a nice knee to the body.
Roofer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Turd unloads a knee to the mid-section. Roofer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knees to the body from Turd.
Turd with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Roofer throws a head punch that misses.
Turd working Roofer over with knees to the body.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Roofer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Turd utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Turd.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turd.
Knees to the body from Turd.
Turd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Roofer blocks it with crossed arms.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Turd to work.
Roofer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but Roofer blocks with his arms.
Turd with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Turd's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Turd as Roofer tries to tie him up.
Turd blocks an uppercut.
Roofer misses with a punch on the inside.
Turd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Roofer blocks it with crossed arms.
Turd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Roofer blocks it with crossed arms.
Roofer has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Turd looking to throw knees to the head but Roofer is blocking nicely.
Ben Roofer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Roofer swings wildly with an uppercut but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Turd as Roofer tries to tie him up.
Turd stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.
Turd crunches a lovely knee into Roofer's ribcage.
Turd manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Roofer is trying to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Roofer misses with some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Frank Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Turd winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frank Turd!
Post fight, Frank Turd stared into the camera and said 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!"
He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.
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