PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thiago De Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). De Santos comes to the cage accompanied by Drop the World. Cockenschtuff has chosen Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

De Santos
vs
Cockenschtuff

212 cm
30
320 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

193 cm
25
269 lbs
11 - 6 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Thiago De Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jorge Garcia and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cockenschtuff forces De Santos back against the cage and clinches.
Cockenschtuff wants to stall.
Cockenschtuff prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.
Cockenschtuff with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
De Santos tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
De Santos takes a shot to the head.
Cockenschtuff using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De Santos has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thiago De Santos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
De Santos working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
De Santos jumps guard but Cockenschtuff turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

De Santos successfully pulls guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Cockenschtuff won't allow De Santos to sweep him here.

De Santos is looking for a triangle but Cockenschtuff pushes his legs off easily.
De Santos will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Santos tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cockenschtuff must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Cockenschtuff stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Cockenschtuff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by De Santos.
De Santos tries to clinch
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice leg kick.
De Santos wants to clinch but Cockenschtuff slips to the side
and Cockenschtuff counters with an outside leg kick.
De Santos closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cockenschtuff counters with a left to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Santos throws a combination that misses
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice low kick that buckles De Santos's knee momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De Santos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cockenschtuff counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Thiago De Santos has been cut.

Cockenschtuff gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
De Santos is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Cockenschtuff.
De Santos takes a knee to the side of the body.
Cockenschtuff lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cockenschtuff scores with a nice hook to the head.
De Santos drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Cockenschtuff gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cockenschtuff creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook that snaps the head of De Santos backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch in the clinch.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff connects with a nasty looking knee right to De Santos's face.

De Santos is rocked!
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of De Santos backwards.
Oh De Santos is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff creates a bit of space for himself and rocks De Santos with a big uppercut! De Santos tries to clinch up but Cockenschtuff pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples De Santos to the mat! De Santos covers up and Cockenschtuff unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Lester Cockenschtuff!
Our winner, Lester Cockenschtuff, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.