PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between La Dicks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hakeem Nicks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dicks comes to the cage accompanied by Avicii 'Levels' Skrillex Remix. Nicks is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Money by i fight dragons. This should be fireworks!

Dicks
vs
Nicks

185 cm
21
183 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

182 cm
26
175 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, La Dicks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hakeem Nicks!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dicks.

Nicks shoots in and gets a takedown into Dicks's guard.

Dicks is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dicks keeping full guard, as Nicks tries to pass.
Nicks is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Nicks must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Nicks wants to stand but Dicks has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Nicks keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dicks's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dicks looking for a triangle here. Nicks is fighting it but it looks tight! Dicks pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Nicks is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). La Dicks!
A very excited looking La Dicks made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.