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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dutch Delight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funny Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Delight's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bad Reputation . The key to victory for Dutch Delight has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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149 lbs
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162 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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ADCC Champion
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Dutch Delight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Funny Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Jobber with that takedown attempt.
Delight closes the distance and clinches.
Delight landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Delight crunches a lovely knee into Jobber's ribcage.
Jobber looks gassed!
Delight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Delight breaks the clinch.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Come on Delight - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Delight breaks the clinch.
Delight tests Jobber's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Delight.
Jobber fails with the takedown
and Delight counters with a low kick, right behind Jobber 's knee.
Jobber gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Delight counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dutch Delight has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Funny Jobber.
Delight forces Jobber back against the cage and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Delight breaks the clinch.
A head kick misses from Delight.
Delight pushes Jobber up against the cage in a clinch.
Jobber is trying to pull guard but Delight turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Delight is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Delight lands a good knee to the midsection. Jobber won't want to take too many of those.
Jobber fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Delight connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jobber's face.
It looks like Funny Jobber has been cut.
Jobber tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Delight just stands there and leans against the cage.
The referee calls for Delight to work.
Jobber tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Delight just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jobber tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
The referee calls for Delight to work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jobber is trying to pull guard but Delight has him pressed against the cage.
Delight lands a body punch in the clinch.
Delight landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Delight scores a nice knee to the body.
Delight has Jobber pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Delight lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jobber backwards.
Delight lands a good knee to the midsection. Jobber won't want to take too many of those.
Delight connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jobber's face.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Delight unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Delight landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Delight landing knees to the body.
Delight is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Delight taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jobber tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Delight smiles and moves away.
Nice straight punches there by Delight. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Delight.
Jobber shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Delight pinned against the cage. Delight gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Delight closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Delight.
Jobber jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Delight walks away with a smile on his face. Jobber gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Delight scores with a hook to the body. Jobber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Funny Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jobber fails with a takedown attempt.
Jobber walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Delight checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jobber shoots for a double leg takedown but Delight sprawls well. He's pushed Jobber's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Delight gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jobber gets control of Delight's arms and successfully pulls guard. Jobber will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Delight is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Delight has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Delight trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Jobber manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber wants to control from the top but Delight keeps moving.
Delight pulls Jobber in close to prevent any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Dutch Delight.
Delight is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jobber.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dutch Delight dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Funny Jobber's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jobber shoots in for a takedown but Delight shows good takedown defense.
Delight closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Delight.
Jobber jumps guard but Delight stands there with Jobber around his waist. Jobber gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Delight is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Dutch Delight has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Funny Jobber.
Delight breaks the clinch.
Jobber dives in and scores a takedown into Delight's guard.
Jobber preventing the sweep.
Delight is pulling down on Jobber's head to control his posture.
Delight knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jobber on the ground.
Delight is trying to control the position from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Dutch Delight just wasn't active enough.
Jobber tries to land a front kick but Delight steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Delight lands with a straight right. Jobber didn't see that one coming.
Jobber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Delight.
Delight slaps away a takedown attempt from Jobber, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Delight fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jobber, pushing him back against the cage.
Delight lands an elbow inside that Jobber shrugs off.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Delight here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Jobber is looking for a takedown.
Jobber is breathing heavily.
Delight lands a shoulder strike.
Delight lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jobber or not.
Delight lands a body punch.
Delight lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Delight scores with a shot to the side of Jobber's head.
Jobber tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Delight smiles and moves away.
Dutch Delight is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jobber fails with a takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Delight wants to clinch up but Jobber keeps it at a distance.
Jobber shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dutch Delight is winning the standup battle so far.
Delight rushes Jobber and presses him up against the cage.
Dutch Delight has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Delight unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jobber lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Delight lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jobber.
Delight lands a nice elbow.
A bit of stalling here from Delight.
Delight stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jobber tries to pull guard but Delight holds him up against the cage and eventually Jobber drops back down to his feet.
Delight lands a body punch.
Delight lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jobber backwards.
Delight breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Delight throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Delight fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jobber looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Delight lands a right hook to the body.
Delight fails to land with a series of punches.
Jobber tries for a takedown but Delight sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Delight closes the distance and pushes Jobber back into the cage.
Delight unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Delight breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jobber gets tackled into the cage by Delight. Delight maintains the clinch.
Delight breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Delight looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Delight.
Delight instigates a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jobber takes a knee to the side of the body.
Delight lands a body punch in the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Delight.
A short body shot lands from Delight as the two fighters clinch.
Delight with a knee to the head.
Delight makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Delight breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheers as Delight lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jobber doesn't seem phased though.
Delight throws a leg kick which misses Jobber's front leg but catches the back leg as Jobber tries to avoid it.
Delight dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Delight goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jobber shoots in but no luck this time.
Jobber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Delight connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jobber scrambles back to his feet.
Jobber is rocked!
Delight closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jobber is still on wobbly legs! Can Delight finish him?
Delight is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jobber can do to turn this around?
Jobber tries for a takedown. No joy.
Jobber seems to have recovered his senses.
Jobber takes a shot to the head.
Come on Delight - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Jobber is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Delight escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Delight scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jobber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Delight can pounce on him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dutch Delight dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Funny Jobber's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Delight stuffs the takedown.
Delight cracks a nice hook into Jobber's ribs.
Jobber shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Delight sprawls well. Delight wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jobber gets slowly back to his feet.
Delight drives through and clinches with Jobber against the cage.
Delight breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jobber fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dutch Delight has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Funny Jobber.
Jobber will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The fight stays on the outside here - Delight looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jobber takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jobber takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Delight lands a jab to the nose.
Horrible takedown by Jobber or perhaps it was just good defense by Delight which made him look bad.
Jobber shoots in looking for a takedown. Delight tries to sprawl out of it but Jobber keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Delight manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Delight lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jobber at a distance.
Delight lands an overhand right.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jobber.
Delight tries to close the distance and clinch but Jobber swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Delight moves into the clinch.
The referee calls for Delight to work.
Jobber is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Delight gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Delight.
Delight pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Delight pinned against the cage. Delight gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Delight gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Delight working Jobber over with knees to the body.
Delight breaks the clinch.
Delight tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jobber paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jobber looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jobber tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Delight is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Delight thumps Jobber with a low kick.
Delight connects with a crisp jab.
Delight connects with a solid leg kick.
Delight moves into range and clinches up with Jobber.
Delight works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Delight's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Delight displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Delight darts in and clinches Jobber up against the cage.
Delight escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Delight slaps away a takedown attempt from Jobber, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Delight moves into the clinch.
Delight gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jobber has Delight pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Delight manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Delight obliges.
Delight is struggling to control the position.
Knees in the clinch landing for Delight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Delight lands an elbow just above Jobber 's eye.
Jobber jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Delight walks away with a smile on his face. Jobber gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Good leg kick by Delight there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Delight instigates a clinch.
Delight unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jobber tries to pull guard but Delight forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Delight working Jobber over with knees to the body.
Delight landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Delight as the two fighters clinch.
Delight lands a good knee to the midsection. Jobber won't want to take too many of those.
Delight breaks the clinch.
Dutch Delight is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Delight tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice straight punches there by Delight. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Delight.
Jobber misses with a takedown attempt
and Delight counters with a stiff right hand.
Jobber shoots in and drives through. Delight sprawls well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Delight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Delight throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Delight throws a nice inside leg kick.
Funny Jobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Delight with a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dutch Delight showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Delight has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dutch Delight!
A less than humble Dutch Delight misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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