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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bad Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Machida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machida has chosen One Man Army as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that John Machida was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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225 lbs
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260 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bad Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Machida!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machida rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Boy counters with a nice leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice defenses there by Boy.
Machida showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Boy.
Machida throws a hook but Boy blocks it.
Boy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Machida throws a big shot that misses.
A slow jab from Machida misses its intended target.
Machida swings widly with a right hand
and Boy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Boy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big left from Machida misses.
Boy ducks under a wild hook from Machida.
Machida bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Machida blocks a head kick by Boy.
Machida throws a hook but Boy blocks it.
Machida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boy slips under a jab.
Boy slips a jab from Machida.
Machida waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boy.
Machida throws a hook but Boy blocks it.
Boy slips under a jab from Machida.
Machida misses with an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Machida. That snapped Boy's head back.
Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Machida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Machida uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Boy has time to react.
Machida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Machida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Machida.
Machida throws a looping overhand right but Boy ducks down to avoid it.
Machida rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Boy counters with a stiff right hand.
Boy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Machida takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Machida scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Machida misses with a looping left.
Machida throws a poor cross that misses
and Boy counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machida chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Boy can pounce on him.
Machida throws a jab but it's blocked by Boy.
Machida misses with an uppercut.
Boy throws a head kick but Machida moves out of range.
Boy is breathing heavily.
Machida throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Machida lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machida waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boy.
Machida throws a lazy right hand but Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
John Machida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Machida throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boy moves out of range of the strikes.
Boy delivers a nice body kick.
Machida misses with a hook.
Machida showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Boy.
Boy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Machida throws a jab when Boy was well out of range.
Boy throws a right hand that Machida ducks under and follows up with a left that Machida also avoids with ease.
Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Machida throws a looping overhand right but Boy ducks down to avoid it.
Machida waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boy.
Machida throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Machida might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Machida looks to land a right hand but Boy moved out of range.
Boy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machida.
Machida scores with a punch to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Machida misses with a straight right.
Machida with a nice cross.
A slow jab from Machida misses its intended target.
Boy moves out of range of the strikes.
Boy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Machida.
Machida loads up on a big right hand but Boy slips the punch.
Machida throws a lazy right hand but Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Machida missing with a left hand there. Boy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice cross by Machida.
Machida looks to land a left hand but Boy moved out of range nicely.
Machida loads up on a big right hand but Boy slips the punch.
Machida is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Boy misses with a double jab.
Machida throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Boy on the side of the head.
Machida pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Machida takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Boy is rocked!
Machida throws an overhand right that lands on Boy's shoulder, as Boy tries to avoid the shot.
Oh Boy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machida.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boy defending well as Machida loads up on a big left hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Machida misses the target.
Machida swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Machida throws a hook but Boy avoids it easily.
Machida is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Boy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Boy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Machida.
Machida throws a lazy right hand but Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy misses with the combination.
Nice defenses there by Boy.
Machida throws a shot from downtown. Boy moves away and avoids it.
Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Machida swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Machida jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Machida misses with a straight left.
Machida misses with an uppercut.
Machida looks to throw the jab but Boy is out of range.
Machida pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Machida misses with a looping right.
Boy moves out of range as Machida strikes.
Machida misses with a looping right.
Machida misses with a straight right.
Machida misses with an uppercut. Boy saw that one coming.
Machida throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Machida pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Machida misses with a straight right.
Boy tries to bum rush Machida with a series of wild strikes but Machida uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boy seems to have got his legs back now.
Boy ducks under a wild hook from Machida.
Machida tests Boy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Machida misses with a straight right.
Machida throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Machida thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Machida looks to throw the jab but Boy is out of range.
Machida throws a lazy right hand but Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Machida is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Boy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Machida dominated that round.
That's time! Boy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Machida throws a big shot that misses.
Boy blocks a jab.
A big left from Machida misses.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Boy might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Boy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Machida, as that shot connected.
Boy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machida.
Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Machida.
Boy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machida.
Boy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Boy throws a head kick but Machida moves out of range.
Machida throws out a loose jab but Boy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machida.
A head kick from Boy lands but Machida takes it in his stride.
Boy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fighters circle momentarily. Boy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Boy defending well as Machida loads up on a big left hand.
Boy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machida cracks Boy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machida throws a shot from downtown. Boy moves away and avoids it.
Boy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Machida steps in with a hook that catches Boy right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Machida follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Boy looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Machida!
A very excited looking John Machida made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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