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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ comes to the cage accompanied by All that Heavenly Glory. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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32
146 lbs
20 - 18 - 0 |
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165 cm
34
147 lbs
17 - 17 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jack Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Christ not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Christ seems to be looking for submissions.
Christ is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Johnson defends it well.
Christ is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Christ not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Johnson is defending against the submission attempts here by Christ.
Christ has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Johnson is defending against the submission attempts here by Christ.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ is working for a kimura but Johnson is defending it quite comfortably.
Christ seems to be looking for submissions.
Christ looks to land a strike but Johnson avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Christ connects with a couple of short punches.
Johnson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Johnson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Johnson will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Johnson is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Johnson ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Johnson no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Christ missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Christ prevents Johnson from getting back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson keeping moving, preventing Christ from controlling successfully.
Johnson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Christ defends well.
Johnson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Christ trying to control the position from guard on top but Johnson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Johnson is looking to stand up but Christ isn't so interested in that idea.
Christ postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Johnson dives on top into guard.
Johnson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Christ is proving hard to escape from.
Christ looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Johnson is defending well. Christ quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Johnson has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Christ celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jesus Christ!
A victorious Jesus Christ thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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