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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tim Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martin kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Chow Time!. uisce beag has chosen Watermark by Enya as his entrance music. Uisce uisce beag is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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350 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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284 lbs
10 - 14 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tim Martin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uisce uisce beag!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Martin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Martin thows a body shot but no joy.
Martin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tim Martin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
uisce beag misses with the combination.
Martin throws a wild body kick that uisce beag sees coming a mile off.
Martin avoids the head kick by uisce beag.
Martin misses with a body shot
and uisce beag counters with a stiff right hand.
uisce beag takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Martin misses with a jab to the body
and Martin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Martin lands a nice looking kick to the body. uisce beag takes a step back to recover.
Martin takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Tim Martin has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
uisce beag feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Martin sprawling to the canvas! Martin rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can uisce beag finish him?!
Martin is rocked!
uisce beag circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Martin to the canvas! Martin doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - uisce beag keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uisce uisce beag!
Uisce uisce beag very nearly forgot to thank Shot in the Arm Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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pop
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