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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elvis Who (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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245 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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235 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeffrey Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Elvis Who!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Who tries for a takedown but Dahmer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dahmer closes the distance and clinches.
Dahmer lands a nice uppercut.
Who tries for a takedown. No joy.
A short right from Dahmer on the inside.
Dahmer prevents the takedown attempt.
Jeffrey Dahmer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Who.
Dahmer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dahmer can't break the clinch.
Dahmer decides to pull guard.
Who slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Who prevents Dahmer from escaping the position.
Who thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Who is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Dahmer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Dahmer manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Who won't allow Dahmer to pass to mount.
Dahmer takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dahmer wants to stand up but Who is controlling the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Who moves into full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Who is keeping the position for now.
Who looking for a sweep. Not yet Who, not yet.
Who manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dahmer manages to get himself to full guard.
Who looking to pass the guard.
Who looks gassed!
Dahmer uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Dahmer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Who misses with a takedown attempt - Dahmer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dahmer stuffs the takedown.
Dahmer moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch on the inside from Dahmer fails to land.
Who looking for a takedown.
Dahmer breaks the clinch.
Elvis Who seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Who fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Who bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Who tries for a kimura but Dahmer is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Who tries for a kimura but Dahmer is defending well.
Who tries for a kimura but Dahmer is defending well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dahmer stops Who from passing to mount.
Who is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dahmer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Dahmer sneaks back into half guard.
Who wants to work for an arm triangle but Dahmer is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Who is looking for a kimura but Dahmer is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Who to get the leverage.
Dahmer pushes Who off looking to stand but Who dives back in and keeps control.
Who blocks the strikes from Dahmer.
Dahmer is defending against the submission attempts here by Who.
Who is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dahmer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Who is working away from the top position though.
Dahmer wants to get back to his feet.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Who shoots in looking for a takedown. Dahmer tries to sprawl out of it but Who keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dahmer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Who fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Who shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dahmer pinned against the cage. Dahmer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Who paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dahmer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch but Who swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A punch combination from Dahmer misses.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Dahmer trying to control but Who is working from the bottom.
Dahmer is looking to stand up but Who won't let him.
Dahmer is pushing down on Who's leg trying to pass to half guard. Who is fighting to maintain full guard but Dahmer has managed to sneak the leg through.
Who is pressing down on Dahmer's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dahmer is looking to stand up but Who won't let him.
Who looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dahmer is one step ahead there.
Dahmer stands up from Who's guard - Dahmer perhaps looking for a knockout.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jeffrey Dahmer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Elvis Who's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Who tries for a takedown but Dahmer circles away easily
and Dahmer counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Dahmer prevents Who from improving his position.
Dahmer wants to pass the guard but Who is defending well.
Who is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Dahmer pulls his head out easily.
Dahmer takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dahmer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dahmer slips a nice elbow through Who's hands, connecting with Who's forehead.
Dahmer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dahmer is keen to just control but Who is a slippery customer.
Who is looking to improve his position.
Who has hold of Dahmer's hands but Dahmer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dahmer prevents Who from improving his position.
Who has hold of Dahmer's hands but Dahmer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Who is looking for a sweep. Dahmer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dahmer stuffs the takedown.
Dahmer forces Who back against the cage and clinches.
Dahmer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Who backwards.
Dahmer leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dahmer gets underhooks to prevent Who's takedown attempt.
Jeffrey Dahmer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Who.
Dahmer has had enough of the clinch but Who keeps him there for the moment.
Dahmer is pressed up against the cage. Who has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dahmer down to the mat. Dahmer avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dahmer moves in looking to clinch but Who pushes him off.
Who drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Who works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Dahmer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Jeffrey Dahmer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dahmer keeping full guard, as Who tries to pass.
Dahmer punching from the bottom - just letting Who know he's still in a fight.
Who pushing down on Dahmer's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer gets full guard.
Dahmer lands some strikes from the bottom.
Dahmer looking for a guillotine here but Who defends easily.
Who stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dahmer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dahmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Who is one step ahead there.
Dahmer is working hard here to advance position.
Dahmer throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Who won't allow Dahmer to get back to his feet.
Who pushing down on Dahmer's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Who is working for a submission of some sort.
Dahmer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dahmer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Who looking to pass the guard.
Dahmer is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Who looking to pass the guard.
Who passes Dahmer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Who is trying to work for a kimura but Dahmer is defending well.
Dahmer lands with a few short shots to the body.
Who tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dahmer knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dahmer trying to control but Who postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Who is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dahmer defends it well.
Dahmer won't allow Who to pass to mount.
Dahmer manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Who fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Who swats away the attempt to clinch by Dahmer.
Who tries for a takedown but Dahmer circles away easily
and Dahmer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dahmer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Who works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Dahmer bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Who's guard.
Dahmer scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Who working for a triangle but Dahmer defends it easily.
Who has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dahmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Dahmer dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Elvis Who's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Dahmer moves in looking to clinch but Who pushes him off.
Who closes the distance and clinches up with Dahmer, looking for a takedown. Who pushes Dahmer against the cage but Dahmer circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Who bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Dahmer is looking for a sweep.
Who is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Dahmer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Who working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Who tries to advance to mount but can't.
Dahmer is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Who off and has taken his back!
Dahmer missing with strikes.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dahmer throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Who fending off the submission attempt from Dahmer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer lands a shot to the head.
Who is in bad spot here.
Dahmer connects with a big shot to the side of Who's head.
Dahmer scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Who covers up after that shot from Dahmer.
Who tries to break free.
Dahmer scores with strikes from the back.
Dahmer scores with punches to the body.
Who tries to break free.
Who is keeping busy.
Who turns into Dahmer and is now in his guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Who passes into half guard.
Who is looking for a kimura here.
Who passes to full mount!
Who looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Who is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Dahmer can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Dahmer tries to buck Who off but he can't manage it.
Who pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Who looking to secure an arm triangle but Dahmer defends it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer bucks Who off and manages to get back to his feet!
Dahmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dahmer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Who shoots in and drives through. Dahmer sprawls well.
Dahmer throws a right and a left that Who avoids nicely.
Who shoots in looking for a takedown. Dahmer tries to sprawl out of it but Who keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dahmer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jeffrey Dahmer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Who.
A nice combination there by Dahmer.
Dahmer shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Who's guard.
Dahmer stands up over Who, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Dahmer is pushing down on Who's leg trying to pass to half guard. Who is fighting to maintain full guard but Dahmer has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dahmer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dahmer lands a nice short elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Who is not content to let Dahmer control the position.
Elvis Who has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Who slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Who escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dahmer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dahmer looking to pass the guard.
Who has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dahmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Who has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dahmer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Who can't keep his opponent in guard - Dahmer advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dahmer lands with a punch from half guard.
Dahmer stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Dahmer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dahmer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:28
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Dahmer!
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