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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants comes to the cage accompanied by Rock You Like a Hurricane. Phooey has chosen Hong Kong Phooey as his entrance music. Hong Kong Phooey acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phooey takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Phooey scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Phooey checks a low kick from Ticklepants.
Phooey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ticklepants's head.
Phooey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ticklepants misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ticklepants avoids the head kick by Phooey.
Ticklepants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Phooey. That did some damage!
Ticklepants misses with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A good leg kick by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Phooey moves away
and Phooey counters with an inside leg kick.
Phooey throws the kick towards the body but Ticklepants avoids it.
Ticklepants checks a leg kick.
Nice cross by Ticklepants.
Phooey misses with a hook. Ticklepants ducked under it nicely.
Phooey is looking to clinch but Ticklepants is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phooey circles away from the clinch attempt.
Phooey scores with a leg kick.
Ticklepants takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ticklepants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Phooey doesn't seem bothered though.
Ticklepants misses with a kick to the body.
Ticklepants lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Ticklepants closes the distance and pushes Phooey back into the cage.
A short right from Ticklepants on the inside.
Phooey tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Phooey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Phooey managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants scores with a knee to the head.
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Phooey is defending well for now.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Phooey.
Phooey is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Ticklepants is keeping busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Phooey in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Ticklepants.
Phooey on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Phooey blocks with his arms.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Phooey avoids the damage to the body.
Phooey tries a knee to the head but Ticklepants blocks it.
Ticklepants scores with a knee to the head.
Ticklepants looking to throw knees to the head but Phooey is blocking nicely.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Phooey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ticklepants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ticklepants connects with a nasty looking knee right to Phooey's face.
Ticklepants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ticklepants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants avoiding damage as Phooey throws knees to the body.
Phooey is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ticklepants is defending well for now.
Ticklepants prevents a body shot from Phooey.
Phooey takes a knee to the side of the body.
Phooey throws a head punch that misses.
Phooey putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ticklepants in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ticklepants misses with a knee to the head.
Phooey lands a hook that snaps the head of Ticklepants backwards.
Phooey blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ticklepants scores a nice knee to the body.
Ticklepants blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ticklepants lands a hook that snaps the head of Phooey backwards.
Ticklepants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ticklepants landing knees to the head.
Ticklepants crunches a lovely knee into Phooey's ribcage.
Phooey looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phooey lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ticklepants backwards.
Ticklepants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants scores with a shot to the side of Phooey's head.
Phooey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ticklepants's elbow.
Phooey blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Phooey on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ticklepants managing to block the knees to the body from Phooey.
Phooey comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Phooey is trying to force a seperation but Ticklepants has the dominant position.
Ticklepants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Phooey misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Phooey blocks an elbow strike from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Phooey avoids it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ticklepants blocks a body shot from Phooey.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ticklepants using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Phooey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ticklepants.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Phooey thows a body shot but no joy.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Phooey blocks with his arms.
Phooey with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section. Phooey lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ticklepants prevents a body shot from Phooey.
Ticklepants misses with some punches.
Phooey avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ticklepants scores with a hook to the body.
Ticklepants landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Phooey is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ticklepants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ticklepants has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ticklepants lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ticklepants scores a nice knee to the body.
Phooey is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Phooey's defenses.
It looks like Hong Kong Phooey has been cut.
Phooey looking to stall.
Ticklepants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ticklepants misses with an elbow strike.
Ticklepants crunches a lovely knee into Phooey's ribcage.
Ticklepants lands a nice knee to the body.
Ticklepants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Phooey avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants blocking some punches.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Phooey struggles to land a body shot inside as Ticklepants controls his hands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ticklepants is pushing Phooey up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Phooey blocks it with crossed arms.
Ticklepants scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Phooey.
Ticklepants utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ticklepants landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries to throw a body punch but Phooey avoids it by throwing Ticklepants back against the cage.
Ticklepants with a knee to the head.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Phooey avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants misses with an elbow over the top.
Ticklepants lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bubbles Ticklepants has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ticklepants scores with a hook to the body.
Ticklepants scores with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ticklepants scores a nice knee to the body.
Ticklepants working Phooey over with knees to the body.
Ticklepants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Phooey can do to turn this around?
Ticklepants lands an elbow inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Phooey is rocked!
Phooey on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Phooey is still on wobbly legs! Can Ticklepants finish him?
A knee to the head by Ticklepants.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants scores with a knee to the head.
Phooey misses with a body punch.
Phooey on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Phooey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ticklepants's elbow.
Ticklepants on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ticklepants lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Ticklepants.
Phooey seems to have recovered his senses.
Phooey takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section. Phooey lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice elbow from Ticklepants.
Phooey misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Phooey.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ticklepants drops Phooey with a big knee straight up the middle! Phooey is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ticklepants moves into the clinch.
Phooey goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Phooey blocks it with crossed arms.
Ticklepants blocks a body shot from Phooey.
Phooey takes an elbow to the temple.
Phooey tries to stall but Ticklepants uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Phooey tries a knee to the head but Ticklepants blocks it.
A knee to the head by Ticklepants.
Phooey avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Phooey tries to work over Ticklepants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phooey is looking to break free of the clinch but Ticklepants has double underhooks.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Phooey tries to land knees in the clinch but Ticklepants avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hong Kong Phooey's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Ticklepants connects with a good right hand that stumbles Phooey. Phooey circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ticklepants throws the kick towards the body but Phooey avoids it.
Ticklepants doesn't manage to clinch there - Phooey circles away.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Phooey is having none of it.
Ticklepants tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Phooey is able to avoid easily.
Ticklepants throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ticklepants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Phooey fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ticklepants has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hong Kong Phooey is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ticklepants lunges at Phooey with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Phooey's hand.
Phooey throws a low kick, looking for Ticklepants's leg but Ticklepants calmly moves out of range.
Phooey fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ticklepants checks it well.
Phooey lands a high kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ticklepants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Phooey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ticklepants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Phooey. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Phooey takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Phooey throws a leg kick
and Ticklepants counters with a nice leg kick.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ticklepants scores with a nice right hand.
Ticklepants has managed to clinch.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.
Phooey is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ticklepants is defending well for now.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ticklepants tries to throw a body punch but Phooey avoids it by throwing Ticklepants back against the cage.
Phooey has a couple of punches blocked by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Phooey blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Phooey blocks the elbow strike.
Hong Kong Phooey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ticklepants gets through Phooey's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ticklepants misses with a body punch.
Phooey working Ticklepants over with knees to the body.
Phooey takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ticklepants obliges.
Ticklepants landing knees to the body.
Ticklepants will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Phooey up against the cage.
Phooey unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ticklepants takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Phooey obliges.
Phooey misses with a body punch.
Phooey is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ticklepants lands an elbow inside that Phooey shrugs off.
Phooey stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bubbles Ticklepants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phooey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Phooey swings wildly with an uppercut but Ticklepants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Phooey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Phooey is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ticklepants is defending well for now.
Ticklepants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Phooey struggles to land a body shot inside as Ticklepants controls his hands.
Phooey lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Phooey swings wildly with an uppercut but Ticklepants uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phooey takes a knee right on the jaw!
Phooey taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ticklepants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Phooey's efforts to push away.
A nice right hand lands inside from Phooey.
Phooey is trying to force a seperation but Ticklepants has the dominant position.
Phooey working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ticklepants lands an elbow inside that Phooey shrugs off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phooey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Phooey misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Bubbles Ticklepants.
Well Ticklepants has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubbles Ticklepants!
A very excited looking Bubbles Ticklepants made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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