PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomb's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name. Villa has chosen In One Ear as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bomb
vs
Villa

198 cm
26
225 lbs
38 - 13 - 4

208 cm
34
300 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 13 - 4, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poncho Villa!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Villa is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bomb's half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

Villa wants to work for an arm triangle but Bomb is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Bomb wants to improve his position but Villa is controlling well.
Bomb regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Villa.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Villa trying to control but Bomb is working from the bottom.
Villa tries to free his leg and advance position but Bomb is retaining full guard.
Villa postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Villa with a flurry of punches that miss.
Villa with a flurry of punches that miss.
Villa stopping the sweep attempt from Bomb.
Bomb keeping moving, preventing Villa from controlling successfully.
Bomb keeping full guard, as Villa tries to pass.
Villa postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa trying to control the position from guard on top but Bomb is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bomb.
That kick from Villa tenderised Bomb's leg. Bomb is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bomb fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Villa is out of range.
Villa looks to throw the jab but Bomb is out of range.
Bomb looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bomb throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Villa counters with a right hand to the body.
Villa ducks under a wild hook from Bomb.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Villa throws out a powerful jab.
Bomb misses with a series of wild punches.
Bomb tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Villa is able to avoid easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Villa fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bomb jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bomb finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
James Bomb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomb throws a push kick but Villa slaps the foot to one side.
Bomb swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bomb throws a chopping leg kick but Villa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Villa cracks Bomb with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Villa tries for a takedown but Bomb sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses
enabling Villa to counter with a crisp jab.
Villa misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Villa tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice jab there from Villa.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomb chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bomb takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Bomb shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bomb throws a push kick but Villa slaps the foot to one side.
Bomb lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bomb is looking to land body kicks.
Bomb takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Villa misses with an uppercut.
Bomb looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bomb misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poncho Villa dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Bomb misses with a leg kick
and Villa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bomb lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bomb throws a wild body kick that Villa sees coming a mile off.
That kick from Bomb tenderised Villa's leg. Villa is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bomb fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Villa checks it well.
Poncho Villa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Villa misses with a wild body shot.
Bomb rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Villa makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Bomb really felt that one!
Bomb throws a body kick that misses.
Bomb throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Villa shoots for a takedown but Bomb saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Villa moves away from the strike by Bomb.
Bomb pushes Villa away with a front kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Villa. Those never looked like landing.
Villa avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bomb does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bomb. Villa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bomb plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bomb throws a head kick that misses
and Villa counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bomb's knee momentarily.
Villa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bomb moves away.
James Bomb is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Villa throws a nice inside leg kick.
Villa slips under a jab from Bomb.
Villa checks a low kick from Bomb.
Bomb throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Villa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bomb.
Bomb pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
James Bomb has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Villa works Bomb's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick from Bomb misses.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses.
Bomb throws a sloppy head kick and Villa moves out of range easily.
Villa scores with a leg kick.
Villa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bomb throws out the jab.

Villa throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Bomb was covering up waiting for the punch and Villa finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Villa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb wants to control but Villa postures up.
Villa looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Bomb is avoiding damage well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You can see the frustration on Bomb's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Villa in side control, throwing shots but Bomb defends.
Villa trying to control the action but Bomb is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Villa happy to just control the position for now.
Villa's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Bomb is not content to let Villa control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Poncho Villa.
Well Villa has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 18:20
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 18:20
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 18:20

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poncho Villa!
A relieved looking Poncho Villa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.