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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Situation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dzhugashvili might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Gosudarstvenniy Gimn SSSR . Situation has chosen Worlds Greatest as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to The Situation's chin.
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187 cm
24
212 lbs
10 - 8 - 0 |
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185 cm
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220 lbs
9 - 8 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, The Situation! The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Situation throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dzhugashvili on the side of the head. Dzhugashvili lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Situation circles away from the clinch attempt and Situation counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Situation lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch but Situation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. The fight stays on the outside here - Dzhugashvili looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Dzhugashvili clinches. Situation misses with a punch to the body.
Dzhugashvili misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Situation tries to throw a body punch but Dzhugashvili avoids it by throwing Situation back against the ropes. Dzhugashvili's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A battle for position here, against the ropes. Dzhugashvili tries to land knees in the clinch but Situation avoids the damage to the body. Dzhugashvili blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Situation is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Situation breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch. Situation is looking to land body kicks. Dzhugashvili throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dzhugashvili takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Dzhugashvili is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Dzhugashvili has Situation up against the ropes in a clinch.
Dzhugashvili just leaning against Situation, taking a breather. Situation tries to stall but Dzhugashvili uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Situation manages to break the clinch.
Dzhugashvili stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Situation. Situation misses with a head kick.
Situation looks to score with a jab to the body but Dzhugashvili is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Situation throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch there but Situation circles away.
Dzhugashvili tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch up but Situation swats him away and circles back towards the center. Dzhugashvili feints a jab promting Situation to slip. Dzhugashvili then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Situation slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Dzhugashvili fails in his attempt to clinch. Situation misses with a hook. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch and Situation connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Dzhugashvili is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Dzhugashvili closes the distance but Situation moves to the side and Situation cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Dzhugashvili is looking to clinch but Situation is avoiding it.
Situation tries a head kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Situation. Dzhugashvili does a little dance to reset his feet. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch there but Situation circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dzhugashvili moves into the clinch. Dzhugashvili landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Situation avoiding damage as Dzhugashvili throws knees to the body.
Dzhugashvili working aggressively here.
Situation pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Situation throws a head kick but Dzhugashvili moves out of range.
Situation tried to score with a low kick but Dzhugashvili checks it. Dzhugashvili closes the distance looking to clinch and Situation counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dzhugashvili's knee momentarily. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up and Situation counters with a one-two to the body. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch. Situation lands with a slapping head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch and Situation counters with a nice uppercut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Situation throws a body kick that misses. Dzhugashvili moves in looking to clinch but Situation pushes him off. Situation circles away from the clinch attempt and Situation makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch up but Situation keeps it at a distance. Dzhugashvili throws a hook to the side of Situation's head but Situation sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch but Situation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Situation keeps the fight on the outside. Situation feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dzhugashvili's calf. The fight stays on the outside here - Dzhugashvili looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Dzhugashvili on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Situation dominated that round. That's time! Dzhugashvili's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch up but Situation swats him away and circles back towards the center. Situation looks to land a right hand but Dzhugashvili moved out of range. Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. A head kick misses from Situation. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up. Situation has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nice body punch from Situation. Dzhugashvili is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Situation is defending well for now. Dzhugashvili lands a knee to the head.
Situation looking to stall.
Dzhugashvili with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dzhugashvili throws a punch but it's blocked by Situation. Dzhugashvili working Situation over with knees to the body. Situation will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dzhugashvili up against the ropes. Situation wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's one minute gone in the round. Situation on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Situation misses with a body punch.
Situation is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes. Situation lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. A short left from Dzhugashvili. Dzhugashvili lands a nice knee to the body. Situation misses with a body punch.
Dzhugashvili tries to throw a body punch but Situation avoids it by throwing Dzhugashvili back against the ropes. Dzhugashvili lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Situation backwards. Situation tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dzhugashvili's elbow. Dzhugashvili looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Dzhugashvili is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Situation is keeping busy. Situation manages to break the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dzhugashvili looks like he's thinking about clinching though. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but fails miserably and Situation counters with a left to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dzhugashvili scores with a jab to the head.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up but Situation circles away and keeps his distance. Situation throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Dzhugashvili is looking to clinch. The Situation seems to be getting the better of the standup. Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Situation paws at him with a jab and circles away. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch there but Situation circles away.
Dzhugashvili misses with a combination
and Situation counters with a stiff right hand. Dzhugashvili fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dzhugashvili has Situation up against the ropes in a clinch.
Situation is leaning against Dzhugashvili and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili has scored more points in the clinch so far. Situation scores with a hook to the body. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dzhugashvili as Situation tries to tie him up. Dzhugashvili using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Situation has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dzhugashvili tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Situation avoids it. Dzhugashvili's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Situation thumps Dzhugashvili with a low kick. Dzhugashvili shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch but Situation slips to the side and Situation counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Situation. Situation working Dzhugashvili over with knees to the body. Dzhugashvili is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Situation is defending well for now. Situation breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Situation thumps Dzhugashvili with a low kick. Nice straight punches there by Situation. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Situation. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Dzhugashvili looks to clinch and Situation counters with a big head kick but Dzhugashvili shrugs it off. Dzhugashvili throws a lazy right hand but Situation sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch. Dzhugashvili is looking to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Situation throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Situation clinches up with Dzhugashvili and pushes him back against the ropes. Dzhugashvili misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Situation. Situation blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Nice body punch from Situation - that landed with a thud.
Dzhugashvili presses Situation against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Situation as Dzhugashvili tries to tie him up. Dzhugashvili keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Situation's efforts to push away. Situation lands on the inside with an uppercut. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Situation lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Dzhugashvili trying to control the position but instead, Situation has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dzhugashvili into the ropes. Dzhugashvili has a couple of punches blocked by Situation.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Situation showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Dzhugashvili is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Situation swinging wildly here.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but Situation moves out of range. The fighters circle momentarily. Dzhugashvili darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Situation jabbing away but nothing is landing. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch there but Situation circles away.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but Situation is having none of it. Dzhugashvili tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Situation counters with a three punch combo that has Dzhugashvili backing up. Dzhugashvili nods at Situation to acknowledge the strikes. Situation throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dzhugashvili stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Situation scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Situation throws a nice looking combination but Dzhugashvili bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Dzhugashvili moves in looking to clinch but Situation pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round. Situation circles away from the clinch attempt and Situation counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Dzhugashvili looks to clinch and Situation counters with a head kick. That will keep Dzhugashvili thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! A big left from Dzhugashvili misses. Dzhugashvili is looking to clinch but Situation is avoiding it.
Dzhugashvili wants to clinch but Situation slips to the side and Situation counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Situation works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up. A head kick misses from Situation. Situation misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dzhugashvili.
Dzhugashvili fails in his attempt to clinch. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A jab from Situation misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Situation tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Dzhugashvili dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Dzhugashvili closes the distance but Situation moves to the side and Situation counters with a straight right hand. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch and Situation counters with a head kick. That will keep Dzhugashvili thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Dzhugashvili gets in close and instigates a clinch. Situation goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Dzhugashvili.
Dzhugashvili lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Dzhugashvili throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dzhugashvili scores a nice knee to the body.
Situation takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Dzhugashvili blocking some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A battle for position here, against the ropes. Situation manages to break the clinch.
Dzhugashvili lands with an uppercut that bounces Situation off the ropes and back into range. Dzhugashvili wants to clinch. Situation drives through and clinches with Dzhugashvili against the ropes.
Dzhugashvili landing knees to the body.
Dzhugashvili misses with a body punch.
Dzhugashvili lands with a left to the head. Both guys are working to get underhooks. Dzhugashvili lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Situation. Dzhugashvili crunches a lovely knee into Situation's ribcage. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Dzhugashvili taking a breather. Dzhugashvili's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dzhugashvili closes the distance but Situation moves to the side and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Dzhugashvili tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Situation paws at him with a jab and circles away. Dzhugashvili tries to clinch up. Dzhugashvili doesn't manage to clinch there - Situation circles away.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch there but Situation circles away.
Dzhugashvili takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Dzhugashvili tries to clinch there but Situation circles away.
Dzhugashvili tries to clinch but Situation is having none of it. Dzhugashvili moves in looking to clinch but Situation pushes him off. Dzhugashvili gets in close and instigates a clinch. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Situation takes a shot to the head. Situation blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Situation working hard to break the clinch. The Situation is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Dzhugashvili tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
And that's the end of the fight! Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili showed his dominance in that final round. I think Situation has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 28:29 Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29 Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Situation! As The Situation got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Yo he just tryin to start drama but i put an end to that situation you know what im saying.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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