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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sting Steiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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24 - 15 - 0 |
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sting Steiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Steiner.
Steiner swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson counters with a nice body shot.
Steiner misses with a two punch combination.
Steiner tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson throws a jab but it's blocked by Steiner.
Ferguson throws a hook to the side of Steiner's head but Steiner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Steiner rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ferguson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Steiner moves in looking to clinch but Ferguson pushes him off.
Ferguson avoids the head kick by Steiner.
Ferguson misses with a low kick.
Steiner closes the distance but Ferguson moves to the side
and Steiner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Steiner rushes Ferguson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Ferguson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ferguson.
Ferguson presses Steiner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steiner lands with a light punch inside.
Ferguson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steiner lands an uppercut.
Steiner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Steiner misses with some punches.
A right hand to the body from Ferguson.
Steiner is breathing heavily.
Ferguson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ferguson is pushing Steiner up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Steiner has a couple of punches blocked by Ferguson.
Ferguson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Steiner's elbow.
A right hand to the body from Steiner.
Steiner scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ferguson misses with some punches.
Steiner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Steiner pushes Ferguson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Steiner scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Steiner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ferguson stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Ferguson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steiner tries to circle away but Ferguson has him pinned against the cage.
Steiner lands with a light punch inside.
Ferguson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Steiner is keeping busy.
Ferguson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Sting Steiner has been cut.
Ferguson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Steiner avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Steiner.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Steiner breaks the clinch.
Steiner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Steiner fails to land with a series of punches.
Sting Steiner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson moves into the clinch successfully.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Steiner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson is looking to control Steiner's arms but Steiner gets an underhook and turns him. Now Ferguson has his back to the cage.
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Steiner wants to get back to striking at distance but Ferguson won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson digs a right hand underneath Steiner's ribcage. Steiner let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Steiner tries a body shot but Ferguson blocks it.
Ferguson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Steiner backwards.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferguson is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ferguson.
Ferguson avoiding damage.
Steiner takes a knee right on the jaw!
Steiner can't break the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Ferguson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Steiner tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Steiner breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A bone on bone clash there as Steiner blocks the leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Steiner.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson drives through and clinches with Steiner against the cage.
Steiner presses Ferguson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Steiner is trying to push Ferguson away but Ferguson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Steiner blocks a body shot from Ferguson.
Steiner avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson scores with a shoulder strike.
Ferguson lands a left hand.
Ferguson pushes Steiner back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Steiner is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ferguson looking to stall.
Steiner working aggressively here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Steiner is defending well for now.
Steiner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Steiner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Steiner wants to break the clinch but can't.
Steiner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sting Steiner's cut.
That's time! Steiner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Ferguson misses with a low kick.
Ferguson throws a hook but Steiner blocks it.
Sting Steiner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson tries to clinch up.
Steiner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A right-left combo lands from Steiner.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Ferguson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ferguson dodges the punch combination from Steiner.
Steiner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Steiner blocks a jab.
Ferguson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Steiner bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Steiner throws a series of strikes that have Ferguson backpedaling.
Steiner's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Steiner duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steiner throws a series of punches but Ferguson moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson scores with a nice strike.
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Steiner.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A punch combination from Steiner misses.
Steiner throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ferguson.
Steiner throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ferguson is looking to score with low kicks.
Steiner tries to clinch there but Ferguson circles away.
Ferguson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
No joy there for Steiner, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Steiner takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Steiner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ferguson scoring well with a low kick there.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson scores with a punch to the head.
A good leg kick by Ferguson.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ferguson.
Ferguson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Steiner.
Ferguson cracks Steiner with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Ferguson has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Steiner to stand back up!
Steiner is rocked!
Steiner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ferguson.
Oh Steiner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Steiner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Steiner seems to have got his legs back now.
Ferguson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Steiner keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Steiner. Steiner circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Steiner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ferguson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Steiner avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ferguson with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a leg kick that knocks Steiner off balance momentarily.
Steiner tries to close the distance and clinch but Ferguson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Donk. Ferguson catches Steiner right on the button with a cross.
Steiner throws a sloppy head kick and Ferguson moves out of range easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a leg kick but Steiner moved away.
Nice cross by Ferguson.
Ferguson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Steiner moves out of range.
Ferguson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ferguson connects with a looping right hand.
A head kick misses from Steiner.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Steiner throws a lazy head kick
and Ferguson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooh!!! Ferguson has knocked Steiner down with a huge combo! Ferguson steps away and waves a wobbly Steiner back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ferguson has managed to clinch.
Ferguson working the clinch nicely. Steiner is working for position but Ferguson cracks him with a big knee to the head! Steiner crumples up against the cage and Ferguson lands two more shots before the ref can save Steiner! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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