PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dallas MacMillan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). MacMillan comes to the cage accompanied by The Outlaw. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

MacMillan
vs
The Snake

188 cm
24
219 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

185 cm
28
226 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Brute

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dallas MacMillan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from MacMillan.
The Snake tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MacMillan was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snake.
MacMillan lands with a shot to the body.
The Snake misses with a looping left.
MacMillan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
MacMillan connects with a body shot.
MacMillan looks to score with a jab to the body but The Snake is just out of range.
The Snake throws a hook but MacMillan avoids it easily.
The Snake misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from MacMillan.
MacMillan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MacMillan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Snake.
MacMillan misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Snake tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MacMillan was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snake.
MacMillan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Snake tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MacMillan was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snake.

MacMillan clinches with his opponent.
MacMillan blocks a body shot from The Snake.
The Snake struggles to land a body shot inside as MacMillan controls his hands.
MacMillan unloads a knee to the mid-section.
MacMillan misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Snake tries to work over MacMillan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Snake trying to control the position but instead, MacMillan has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Snake into the cage.
The Snake tried to land a shot to the body but connects with MacMillan's elbow.
MacMillan misses with a punch to the body.
MacMillan misses with a punch to the body.
MacMillan lands a body shot in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from MacMillan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from MacMillan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
MacMillan lands with a left to the head.
The Snake lands an uppercut.
MacMillan digs a right hand into The Snake's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Snake's gas tank.
MacMillan tries to land a knee to the head but The Snake blocks with his arms.
MacMillan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
MacMillan tries to throw a body punch but The Snake avoids it by throwing MacMillan back against the cage.
MacMillan working The Snake over with knees to the body.
MacMillan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Snake or not.
The Snake looks gassed!
The Snake misses with a punch on the inside.
The Snake prevents a body shot from MacMillan.
A right hook to the body lands for The Snake.
MacMillan unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by MacMillan.
MacMillan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. MacMillan obliges.
The Snake blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
MacMillan misses with a body punch.
MacMillan throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The Snake avoiding damage as MacMillan throws knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for MacMillan.
MacMillan lands a knee to the head.
MacMillan blocks a body shot from The Snake.
A right handed body shot lands from MacMillan.
The Snake blocks a body shot from MacMillan.
A right hook to the body lands for MacMillan.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by MacMillan.
The Snake content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacMillan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
MacMillan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Snake.
MacMillan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
MacMillan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A hook to the body from MacMillan.
MacMillan struggles to land a body shot inside as The Snake controls his hands.
MacMillan unloads a knee to the mid-section. The Snake lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
MacMillan misses with a body punch.
MacMillan crunches a lovely knee into The Snake's ribcage.
MacMillan lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Jake The Snake has been cut.
MacMillan keeps control of The Snake as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The Snake takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Still in the clinch, MacMillan scores with a nice short uppercut.
MacMillan tries to throw a body punch but The Snake avoids it by throwing MacMillan back against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for MacMillan.
MacMillan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Snake or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dallas MacMillan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jake The Snake's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

MacMillan moves into range and connects with a jab.
MacMillan throws a nice looking combination but The Snake bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The Snake sizes up MacMillan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
MacMillan is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Snake can do to turn this around?
MacMillan lands a right hook to the body.
The Snake just misses with a punch to the body.

MacMillan closes the distance and clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MacMillan cracks The Snake with a nice body shot.
A hook to the body from MacMillan.
MacMillan landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dallas MacMillan has scored more points in the clinch so far.
MacMillan scores with a nice hook to the head.
MacMillan digs a right hand into The Snake's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Snake's gas tank.
The Snake is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from MacMillan.
Knees to the body from MacMillan.
MacMillan putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has The Snake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacMillan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
MacMillan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Snake avoids it.
MacMillan tries to land knees in the clinch but The Snake avoids the damage to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from MacMillan.
MacMillan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
MacMillan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Snake backwards.
A knee to the head by MacMillan.
MacMillan lands an elbow just above The Snake 's eye.
Nice body punch from MacMillan - that landed with a thud.
MacMillan struggles to land a body shot inside as The Snake controls his hands.

MacMillan drops The Snake with a big knee straight up the middle! The Snake is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

The Snake is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MacMillan moves in close and cracks The Snake with a massive right hand! The Snake, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by MacMillan!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dallas MacMillan!
Dallas MacMillan really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.