PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tom Baker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kishion Matthew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matthew has chosen I'm Fucking You Tonight - Biggie as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kishion Matthew was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Baker
vs
Matthew

195 cm
19
290 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

201 cm
19
285 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

Good kicks
Heavy handed

Brute

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tom Baker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kishion Matthew!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baker throws a right hand that misses
and Matthew counters with a right hand to the body.
Baker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Baker misses with a hook.
Matthew takes a jab right on the kisser.
Matthew avoids the body shot from Baker.
Matthew throws a nice inside leg kick.
Baker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Matthew.
Baker looks to land a left hand but Matthew moved out of range nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Baker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Matthew throws out the jab.

Matthew clips Baker with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Baker a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.

It looks like Tom Baker has been cut.
Baker has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Matthew.
Baker is breathing heavily.
Matthew connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of Baker's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked Baker - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Kishion Matthew!
Post fight, Kishion Matthew stared into the camera and said 'Ima fuck probs 89 bitches tonight, nah man make that 150 for realz dawg. And each one of em is getting it for a solid 4 hrs bro!!'.