PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Hawkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fluffy Kittens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hawkins comes to the cage accompanied by Stronger-Kanye West. Fluffy Kittens has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kevin Hawkins's chin.

Hawkins
vs
Kittens

180 cm
21
145 lbs
4 - 2 - 1

163 cm
21
140 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Untouchable Fight Nutrition(Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Kevin Hawkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fluffy Kittens!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Lou da Vinci and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hawkins moves away from the strike by Kittens.
Kittens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hawkins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kittens moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kittens ducks under a wild hook from Hawkins.
Kittens shoots in but no luck this time.

Kittens looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Hawkins!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Kittens with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Kittens looking to finish with strikes here!
Hawkins tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hawkins is working hard here to advance position.
Hawkins slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Hawkins manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Hawkins is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kittens defends well.
Hawkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kittens throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Hawkins looking for subs off his back but Kittens has passed one foot through into half guard.
Kittens trying to control from half guard but Hawkins is working away.
Hawkins makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hawkins.
Kittens preventing the sweep.
Kittens pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hawkins is keeping the position for now.
Kittens advances to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kittens trying to mount his opponent but Hawkins defends it.

Hawkins is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kittens pulls his head out easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kittens is keen to just control but Hawkins is a slippery customer.

Kittens is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Kittens is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hawkins sees it coming and defends easily.

Hawkins looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kittens slips a nice elbow through Hawkins's hands, connecting with Hawkins's forehead.
Hawkins gets back to full guard.
Hawkins will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hawkins looking for a sweep. Not yet Hawkins, not yet.

Hawkins looking for a guillotine here but Kittens defends easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hawkins keeping moving, preventing Kittens from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Hawkins throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kittens preventing the sweep.
Kittens engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Kittens is posturing up here but Hawkins has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Kittens tries to roll out but it's too tight and Kittens has to tap! Slick submission there by Hawkins!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kevin Hawkins!
Kevin Hawkins gave a mention to [WOT] Inner Beast Nutrition And Laundry in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).