PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Glen DANZIG (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rey de Chocolate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). DANZIG comes to the cage accompanied by I Humped your Mother Last Night And we Had A Baby And I Ate It For Breakfas. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

DANZIG
vs
de Chocolate

170 cm
22
152 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

175 cm
22
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Glen DANZIG!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rey de Chocolate!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Viktor Lagutenko and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

DANZIG shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
DANZIG punching from mount but de Chocolate doing a good job of avoiding damage.
de Chocolate really doesn't want to stay on the ground with DANZIG. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

DANZIG looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
de Chocolate is in all sorts of trouble here.
de Chocolate gets back to half guard.
DANZIG passes the guard and advances to mount!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if de Chocolate can do anything to dispel that myth.
de Chocolate can't escape the position.
DANZIG thowing shots but they're missing.
DANZIG trying to control but de Chocolate is having none of it.
de Chocolate tries to strike from the bottom but he's left himself exposed and DANZIG has taken his back.
de Chocolate breaks DANZIG's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
DANZIG pulls de Chocolate in close to prevent any damage.
de Chocolate must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
de Chocolate lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
de Chocolate thows a big elbow that misses.
de Chocolate trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as de Chocolate accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
DANZIG is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
DANZIG is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
DANZIG prevents de Chocolate from improving his position.
DANZIG thows a huge punch but de Chocolate dodges it nicely.
de Chocolate missing with punches from the bottom.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
de Chocolate tries to get to full guard but DANZIG has control of the leg.
The fighters are battling for position here. de Chocolate manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
DANZIG pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. de Chocolate is keeping the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
DANZIG won't allow de Chocolate to sweep him here.
de Chocolate throwing strikes off his back to little effect.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
de Chocolate with a lazy takedown attempt
and de Chocolate takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
de Chocolate misses with a takedown
and DANZIG counters with a series of strikes. de Chocolate will be more careful next time no doubt.
de Chocolate has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
de Chocolate looks gassed!
DANZIG moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
DANZIG scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
de Chocolate with a lazy takedown attempt
and de Chocolate takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Glen DANZIG has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rey de Chocolate.
DANZIG lands a head kick!
de Chocolate with a lazy takedown attempt
and DANZIG counters with a three punch combo that has de Chocolate backing up. de Chocolate nods at DANZIG to acknowledge the strikes.
de Chocolate walks into a left hand.
DANZIG throws a series of strikes that have de Chocolate backpedaling.
de Chocolate gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and DANZIG counters with a right hand to the body.

DANZIG drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DANZIG preventing the sweep.
de Chocolate lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for DANZIG!
de Chocolate cracks DANZIG with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
de Chocolate landing shots from mount.
de Chocolate lands a big elbow.
de Chocolate lands a big elbow.
de Chocolate raining down shots from the mount!
de Chocolate with the ground and pound from mount.
de Chocolate postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. DANZIG looks a forlorn figure.
de Chocolate fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
de Chocolate with a couple of short strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
de Chocolate looking to finish DANZIG with some ground and pound. This is bad for DANZIG!
de Chocolate lands a big elbow.
de Chocolate postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. DANZIG looks a forlorn figure.
de Chocolate landing shots from mount.
A nice elbow there by de Chocolate.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DANZIG really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
de Chocolate cracks DANZIG with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
DANZIG wants to hold on but de Chocolate pushes him away.
DANZIG takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
de Chocolate landing strikes from the mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee warns DANZIG that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
de Chocolate raining down shots from the mount!
de Chocolate landing strikes from the mount and DANZIG is in trouble!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Glen DANZIG will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

de Chocolate shoots in and bounces DANZIG off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
de Chocolate landing with the ground and pound.
de Chocolate landing some decent shots from guard.
de Chocolate wants to pass the guard but DANZIG is keeping the position.
de Chocolate throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
de Chocolate throws a strike but DANZIG rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
de Chocolate looking for a sweep. Not yet de Chocolate, not yet.
DANZIG postures up in de Chocolate's guard and throws a big left but de Chocolate blocks it.
de Chocolate throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now de Chocolate is on top in guard.
de Chocolate lands a couple of decent looking shots.
DANZIG controls de Chocolate momentarily but de Chocolate frees himself.
de Chocolate stands up over DANZIG, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
de Chocolate trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
de Chocolate postures up in DANZIG's guard and throws a big left but DANZIG blocks it.
de Chocolate is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
de Chocolate thows a big elbow that misses.
de Chocolate with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
de Chocolate gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and de Chocolate takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight stays on the outside here - DANZIG looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
DANZIG swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by de Chocolate.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
de Chocolate tries for a takedown but DANZIG circles away easily
and de Chocolate takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
de Chocolate avoids a kick to the body.
DANZIG lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
DANZIG is looking to slow de Chocolate down with leg kicks.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from DANZIG.
DANZIG shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts de Chocolate as he jumps to the side.

de Chocolate fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. DANZIG sprawls well initially but de Chocolate persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
DANZIG wants to control but de Chocolate is keeping busy and won't allow it.
DANZIG regains full guard. Nicely done.

DANZIG looking for a triangle here. de Chocolate is fighting it but it looks tight! DANZIG pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, de Chocolate is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Glen DANZIG!
Glen DANZIG retains his featherweight title!