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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ace Spades (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spades is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Im A Beast. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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275 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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262 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ace Spades!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Jonathan Paton and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lolololololol shoots in looking for a takedown but Spades manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lolololololol's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Spades.
Spades instigates a clinch.
Spades jumps into guard, dragging Lolololololol to the mat.
Lolololololol controlling from the top position.
Spades wants to sweep but no luck.
Spades keeping moving, preventing Lolololololol from controlling successfully.
Lolololololol lands a couple of digs.
Lolololololol trying to control the position from guard on top but Spades is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spades really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lolololololol. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lolololololol throwing strikes but missing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lolololololol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spades works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lolololololol is working Spades over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Lolololololol preventing the sweep.
Lolololololol throws a big elbow that misses.
Lolololololol throwing strikes from guard but Spades blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Lolololololol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Lolololololol landing some decent shots from guard.
Spades tries to strike from the bottom.
Spades escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lolololololol gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Lolololololol sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spades controls Lolololololol momentarily but Lolololololol frees himself.
Lolololololol working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lolololololol trying to control the position from guard on top but Spades is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lolololololol working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Spades is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Lolololololol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Spades working a defensive guard here.
Lolololololol trying to control but Spades is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol distracts Spades with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Lolololololol's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lolololololol wants to control from the top but Spades keeps moving.
Lolololololol sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Spades's guard.
Lolololololol wants to take a breather but Spades is having none of it.
Lolololololol lands strikes from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spades is trying to stand.
Lolololololol prevents Spades from improving his position.
Lolololololol seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
It looks like Ace Spades has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lolololololol works his way into full mount!
Lolololololol putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Lolololololol can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Spades is looking to escape.
Lolololololol landing strikes, looking to finish!
That has opened up Ace Spades's cut even more.
Lolololololol cracks Spades with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The cut above Ace Spades's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Spades is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spades is squirming around, avoiding Lolololololol's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Omgnnonononon Lolololololol dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ace Spades's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Spades tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Lolololololol decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Spades's guard.
Lolololololol has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lolololololol pushes down on Spades's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Lolololololol takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lolololololol frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lolololololol lands a nice shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lolololololol lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Ace Spades's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ace Spades's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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