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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zophiel Furfur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marshall Mathers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mathers has chosen Superman as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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178 cm
28
169 lbs
14 - 3 - 0 |
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180 cm
34
165 lbs
20 - 8 - 4 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zophiel Furfur! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
20 - 8 - 4, fighting out of Tokyo, Marshall Mathers! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Furfur lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mathers has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mathers and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mathers, right into the meat.
Mathers throws an overhand right that lands on Furfur's shoulder, as Furfur tries to avoid the shot. Mathers rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Furfur moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Mathers chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Furfur can pounce on him.
Furfur takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mathers missing with a left hand there. Furfur was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Furfur misses with a low kick.
A jab from Furfur does it's job there. Furfur defending well as Mathers loads up on a big left hand. Furfur throws a leg kick which misses Mathers's front leg but catches the back leg as Mathers tries to avoid it. Furfur throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mathers. Jab, jab by Mathers - just one landing.
That's one minute gone in the round. Furfur throws an overhand right that lands on Mathers's shoulder, as Mathers tries to avoid the shot. Mathers digs a good hook to Furfur's body.
Mathers checks the leg kick. Furfur wants to slow Mathers down by chopping away at his legs. Mathers shoots for a double leg takedown but Furfur sprawls well. He's pushed Mathers's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Zophiel Furfur is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Furfur throws a hook to the side of Mathers's head but Mathers sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Mathers chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Furfur can pounce on him.
Furfur attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Mathers throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Furfur sees it coming and avoids it easily. Furfur throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Zophiel Furfur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Mathers avoids the body shot from Furfur.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Furfur lands with a cross. A swing and a miss from Furfur. Furfur throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mathers sees it coming and avoids it easily. Mathers misses with the combination.
Furfur tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Mathers ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Mathers misses with a wild body shot. Nice straight punches there by Mathers. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Mathers. Furfur throws a push kick but Mathers slaps the foot to one side. Mathers misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mathers checks a leg kick nicely. Furfur swings away with a leg kick that misses. Furfur slips under a jab. Mathers throws a leg kick that misses. Furfur takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A clash of legs there as Mathers blocks the low kick. A bone on bone clash there as Mathers blocks the leg kick.
Furfur misses with a head kick.
Furfur ducks under a wild hook from Mathers. A clash of legs there as Furfur blocks the low kick. A big right from Furfur misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A kick lands to the mid section there for Furfur. Mathers takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mathers fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Furfur checks it well. Nice uppercut lands for Furfur. That snapped Mathers's head back.
Good shot there by Furfur. Furfur fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mathers is out of range. Donk. Furfur catches Mathers right on the button with a cross. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Furfur throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Mathers motions for Furfur to come forward. Mathers throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Furfur turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Furfur slips under a jab. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zophiel Furfur dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Furfur thows a left - swing and a miss! Decent striking displayed by Furfur there. Mathers walks into a left hand. Mathers fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Furfur avoids it really well and circles away. Furfur throws a leg kick but Mathers sees it coming and checks it nicely. Furfur scores with a punch to the head. The crowd cheers as Mathers lands an impressive looking overhand right. Furfur doesn't seem phased though. Furfur bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Furfur throws the kick towards the body but Mathers avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mathers rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Furfur moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Mathers fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Furfur is looking to chop away at Mathers's legs. Furfur throws a poor cross that misses
and Mathers counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Mathers throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Furfur throws a low kick but Mathers avoids it. Furfur misses with a series of wild punches.
A low kick from Mathers is predictable there and Furfur counters with a nice leg kick. Furfur connects with a body shot that sends Mathers's belly button to the back. Furfur fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mathers checks it well. Zophiel Furfur is winning the standup battle so far. A big left from Furfur misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Furfur throws a head kick but Mathers moves out of range.
Furfur throws a leg kick and Mathers counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. A head kick misses from Furfur. Mathers throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Furfur throws a chopping leg kick but Mathers manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Mathers misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Furfur.
Mathers lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Furfur lands with a kick to the temple. Mathers shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Furfur throws a wild body kick that Mathers sees coming a mile off. Furfur motions for Mathers to come forward. Furfur throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Furfur wants to slow Mathers down by chopping away at his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Furfur slips a jab from Mathers. Furfur moves into the clinch. Mathers misses with the head strike.
Mathers misses with some punches.
Furfur keeps control of Mathers as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Furfur working aggressively here.
Furfur tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Furfur lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mathers backwards. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mathers creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Furfur blocks a body shot from Mathers. Furfur trying to stall but Mathers improves his position.
Mathers blocks an uppercut.
Mathers tries to work over Furfur's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Mathers has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Furfur slowing the pace effectively. A right hook to the body lands for Furfur.
Mathers has had enough of the clinch but Furfur keeps him there for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mathers breaks from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Furfur fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mathers is out of range. Furfur thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Mathers if he has to take too many more of those.
Mathers fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mathers avoids a kick to the body.
Furfur throws a low kick but Mathers avoids it. Mathers on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Furfur missing with a left hand there. Mathers was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. No joy there for Mathers, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Furfur lands with a nice body kick. Furfur misses with a leg kick and Mathers counters with a thumping low kick. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zophiel Furfur dominated that second round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Furfur lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mathers has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mathers and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Mathers works Furfur's body with a nice hook. A nice inside leg kick there by Mathers. That's going to slow Furfur down. Furfur throws a leg kick but Mathers checks it. Mathers lands a nice shot to the body.
Mathers misses with a looping right. Furfur tries to land a leg kick but Mathers saw it coming and moves away.
Furfur fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Furfur displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mathers throws out the jab. Mathers blocks the body kick.
Furfur slips a straight right by Mathers.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mathers lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mathers checks a leg kick. Mathers throws a low kick, looking for Furfur's leg but Furfur calmly moves out of range. Furfur scores with a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Mathers misses. Mathers thows a body shot but no joy. Furfur misses with a shot to the body and Mathers counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Furfur thinking. Mathers takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Furfur throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Furfur uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mathers.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mathers moves out of range as Furfur throws a body kick.
Mathers on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Furfur fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mathers checks it well. Mathers takes a swing at Furfur's ribcage but misses. Furfur misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mathers needs to keep his hands up - Furfur had a free shot at his head there. Furfur throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mathers. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Mathers misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Furfur lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A swing and a miss from Mathers. Nice jab there from Furfur. Mathers scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Furfur connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Mathers ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Mathers stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Furfur. Furfur tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Mathers misses. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Furfur goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. A chopping leg kick lands by Furfur. Marshall Mathers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mathers dips down and scores with a jab to the body. A good leg kick by Furfur. Furfur lands a leg kick that knocks Mathers off balance momentarily. Furfur bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mathers's head. Furfur throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mathers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Furfur moves away. Mathers on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Furfur throws a nice head kick!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Mathers lands a leg kick that knocks Furfur off balance momentarily. Furfur is looking to score with low kicks.
And that's the end of the fight! Zophiel Furfur showed his dominance in that final round. Well Furfur has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27 Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27 Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zophiel Furfur! A very excited looking Zophiel Furfur made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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