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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oil Slick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Bonaparte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slick comes to the cage accompanied by Careful With That Axe Eugene. Napoleon Bonaparte has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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159 lbs
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158 lbs
14 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oil Slick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Bonaparte!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Bonaparte misses.
Bonaparte looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bonaparte misses with a low kick.
Good work by Slick as he checks the leg kick.
Slick swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Slick is looking to land body kicks.
Bonaparte on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slick. Slick obviously looking to wear him down.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up
and Slick counters with a low kick, right behind Bonaparte 's knee.
That kick from Slick tenderised Bonaparte's leg. Bonaparte is trying to keep his angry face on.
Slick throws a front kick aimed at Bonaparte's knee but Bonaparte avoids it well.
Bonaparte tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bonaparte throws a head kick that misses.
Slick lands with a kick to the temple. Bonaparte shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Slick lands a leg kick that knocks Bonaparte off balance momentarily.
Slick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A big left from Bonaparte misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick misses with a hook.
Slick looks to land a left hand but Bonaparte moved out of range nicely.
Bonaparte misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bonaparte counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bonaparte throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bonaparte, right into the meat.
Bonaparte fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slick is out of range.
Slick stuns Bonaparte with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bonaparte throws a head kick but Slick moves out of range.
Slick swats away the attempt to clinch by Bonaparte.
Bonaparte looks to throw the jab but Slick is out of range.
Slick scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Slick lands strikes from half guard.
Slick throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slick lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Slick throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Slick is pressing down on Bonaparte's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bonaparte is holding on for now.
Slick is trying to control the action in half guard but Bonaparte is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Slick missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bonaparte is doing well to control the position and prevent Slick from advancing to side control.
Slick scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slick trying to control from half guard but Bonaparte is working away.
Slick has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bonaparte has hold of Slick's hands but Slick slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Slick wants to pass to mount but Bonaparte is defending the position.
Slick is nestled in close to Bonaparte, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slick keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Bonaparte is refusing to be controlled, as Slick sits in half guard.
Slick throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Slick prevents Bonaparte from improving his position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slick trying to control from half guard but Bonaparte is working away.
Oil Slick has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Bonaparte scores with a shot to the body.
Slick thows a body shot but no joy.
Bonaparte blocks a head kick by Slick.
Bonaparte wants to clinch.
Bonaparte throws a leg kick but Slick moved away.
Bonaparte uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonaparte closes the distance and pushes Slick back into the cage.
Slick has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Bonaparte uses from the top position.
Slick looking for a guillotine here but Bonaparte defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oil Slick dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A head kick misses from Bonaparte.
Slick throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bonaparte counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slick thows a body shot but no joy.
Bonaparte misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slick fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bonaparte checks it well.
Slick tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bonaparte sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Slick somewhat.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bonaparte!
Bonaparte tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Slick counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bonaparte shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slick throws the kick towards the body but Bonaparte avoids it.
Slick misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slick lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bonaparte has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bonaparte and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Slick tries a head kick but it misses.
Bonaparte darts in trying to clinch
and Slick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bonaparte moves out of range as Slick throws a body kick.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Slick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slick thuds his shin into the meat of Bonaparte's side.
Bonaparte scores with a leg kick.
Slick throws a lazy right hand but Bonaparte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bonaparte.
Slick shoots in for a takedown but Bonaparte shows good takedown defense.
Slick pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bonaparte lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slick tries to land a front kick but Bonaparte steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slick's head backwards.
Bonaparte throws a sloppy head kick and Slick moves out of range easily.
Bonaparte doesn't manage to clinch there - Slick circles away.
Bonaparte misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slick wants to slow Bonaparte down by chopping away at his legs.
Slick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bonaparte sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slick throws a chopping leg kick but Bonaparte manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nice takedown defense from Bonaparte. No joy for Slick on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oil Slick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bonaparte on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slick. Slick obviously looking to wear him down.
Bonaparte dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Napoleon Bonaparte seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonaparte looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bonaparte tries to close the distance and clinch but Slick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slick keeps the fight on the outside.
Bonaparte tries to clinch there but Slick circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bonaparte lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bonaparte wants to clinch up but Slick keeps it at a distance.
Bonaparte has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bonaparte manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bonaparte trying to stall but Slick improves his position.
Slick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slick finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Slick. Bonaparte shrugs it off though.
Bonaparte throws a right and a left that Slick avoids nicely.
Slick pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slick misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bonaparte takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Napoleon Bonaparte is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bonaparte is looking to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte thumps Slick with a low kick.
Napoleon Bonaparte seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bonaparte misses with a head kick.
Bonaparte lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bonaparte moves to clinch but Slick breaks away
and Slick counters with a big head kick but Bonaparte shrugs it off.
Slick thows a leg kick but Bonaparte checks it
and Bonaparte counters with an outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slick misses with a few strikes there.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up but Slick circles away and keeps his distance.
Bonaparte feints a jab promting Slick to slip. Bonaparte then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Slick slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
It looks like Oil Slick has been cut.
Bonaparte closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Slick counter with a right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonaparte takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Slick throws a shot from downtown. Bonaparte moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Bonaparte showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Oil Slick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Slick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slick gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bonaparte.
Good work by Slick as he checks the leg kick.
Slick throws a head kick that misses.
Slick is looking to land body kicks.
Bonaparte fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bonaparte throws a head kick that misses.
Bonaparte checks a low kick from Slick.
Slick looks to score with a jab to the body but Bonaparte is just out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Slick blocks the leg kick.
Slick tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bonaparte is able to avoid easily.
Bonaparte throws a jab but it's blocked by Slick.
Slick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bonaparte.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bonaparte.
Slick sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bonaparte connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slick takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bonaparte takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Good standup being displayed there by Bonaparte as he connects with a hook.
Slick takes a swing at Bonaparte's ribcage but misses.
Bonaparte is looking to clinch but Slick is avoiding it.
Bonaparte tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A bone on bone clash there as Bonaparte blocks the leg kick.
Bonaparte tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bonaparte tries to clinch but Slick moves out of range.
Slick takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slick moves out of range as Bonaparte throws a body kick.
Bonaparte misses with a leg kick.
Slick scores with a head kick. Bonaparte tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonaparte has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slick.
Slick swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bonaparte cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slick tries to score with a low kick but Bonaparte moves his leg out of the way.
Bonaparte waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slick.
A head kick from Slick lands but Bonaparte takes it in his stride.
Slick gets tackled into the cage by Bonaparte. Bonaparte maintains the clinch.
Slick jumps guard and drags Bonaparte to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bonaparte got a little sloppy there for a moment and Slick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bonaparte has managed to get both his arms back between Slick's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slick controls Bonaparte momentarily but Bonaparte frees himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte trying to control but Slick is working from the bottom.
Bonaparte has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Slick is proving hard to escape from.
Bonaparte sitting in guard, not really doing much.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Napoleon Bonaparte hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Slick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bonaparte manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slick looks to land a body kick but Bonaparte moved away.
Slick tries to score with a low kick but Bonaparte moves his leg out of the way.
Slick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bonaparte manages to avoid it.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up
and Slick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bonaparte.
Slick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte wants to clinch up but Slick keeps it at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slick misses with an uppercut. Bonaparte saw that one coming.
Bonaparte misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Bonaparte comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bonaparte has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 28:29
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Bonaparte!
Napoleon Bonaparte gave a mention to Shot in the Arm Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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