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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Venum Tree Knee Dad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tree Knee Dad has chosen Not Falling by Mudvayne as his entrance music. Chuck Norris could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Venum Tree Knee Dad's chin.
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145 lbs
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145 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Venum Tree Knee Dad!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris throws a jab but it's blocked by Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad has his takedown stuffed
and Norris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a takedown
and Tree Knee Dad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Norris throws a hook to the side of Tree Knee Dad's head but Tree Knee Dad sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a takedown attempt
and Tree Knee Dad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chuck Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Venum Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tree Knee Dad shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Norris connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Norris misses.
Tree Knee Dad with a poor takedown
and Norris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Norris lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tree Knee Dad tries for a takedown but Norris circles away easily
and Norris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Norris.
Norris lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a takedown attempt
and Tree Knee Dad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a jab but it's blocked by Tree Knee Dad.
Norris misses the jab.
Tree Knee Dad staying out of range there.
Tree Knee Dad uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Norris.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck Norris dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Tree Knee Dad slips a straight right by Norris.
Tree Knee Dad shoots and misses
and Norris counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tree Knee Dad shoots and misses
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
Tree Knee Dad shoots and misses
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
Chuck Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Venum Tree Knee Dad.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris looks to land a left hand but Tree Knee Dad moved out of range nicely.
Norris waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tree Knee Dad.
Norris scores with a nice strike.
Norris looks to land a left hand but Tree Knee Dad moved out of range nicely.
Chuck Norris is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a big shot that misses.
Tree Knee Dad doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a takedown
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad tries to move into range but Norris moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Norris stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Tree Knee Dad with a poor takedown
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris misses with a hook.
Norris lands the left hand.
Norris loads up on a big right hand but Tree Knee Dad slips the punch.
Norris misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck Norris dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
Norris is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Norris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Norris looks to land a right hand but Tree Knee Dad moved out of range.
A jab from Norris misses.
Chuck Norris is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tree Knee Dad slips a straight right by Norris.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tree Knee Dad moves away from the strike by Norris.
Tree Knee Dad has his takedown stuffed
and Tree Knee Dad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chuck Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Venum Tree Knee Dad.
Norris misses with an uppercut. Tree Knee Dad saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Tree Knee Dad.
Norris throws out a loose jab but Tree Knee Dad uses good head movement to avoid it.
Norris looks to throw the jab but Tree Knee Dad is out of range.
Tree Knee Dad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Norris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris missing with a left hand there. Tree Knee Dad was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tree Knee Dad with a poor takedown
and Norris counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tree Knee Dad takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck Norris clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Tree Knee Dad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Tree Knee Dad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tree Knee Dad slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tree Knee Dad tries for a takedown but Norris circles away easily
and Norris counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris loads up on a big right hand but Tree Knee Dad slips the punch.
Norris swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Norris getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Norris is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tree Knee Dad gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Norris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chuck Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Venum Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Norris.
Tree Knee Dad with a poor takedown
and Norris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tree Knee Dad slips under a jab.
Tree Knee Dad slips a jab from Norris.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Norris to counter with a crisp jab.
Tree Knee Dad is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tree Knee Dad has his takedown stuffed
and Norris counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck Norris had his way with Venum Tree Knee Dad in that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Tree Knee Dad shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Norris counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Norris misses with a straight right.
A big left from Norris misses.
Norris is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris throws a big shot that misses.
Norris throws a shot from downtown. Tree Knee Dad moves away and avoids it.
Norris throws a hook but Tree Knee Dad avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Norris throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Norris throws a shot from downtown. Tree Knee Dad moves away and avoids it.
Norris loads up on a big right hand but Tree Knee Dad slips the punch.
Tree Knee Dad has his takedown stuffed
and Norris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris cracks Tree Knee Dad with a good jab.
Tree Knee Dad has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Tree Knee Dad with a lazy takedown attempt
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
Chuck Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Venum Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Norris counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Venum Tree Knee Dad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tree Knee Dad sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Norris throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tree Knee Dad slips under a jab from Norris.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Norris showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Norris has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 50:45
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 50:45
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris retains his featherweight title!
A very excited looking Chuck Norris rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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