PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Funk Jou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tolo Seia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Funk Jou has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Funk Jou seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Jou
vs
Seia

180 cm
25
224 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

191 cm
26
235 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
Cobra Pharmaceuticals (159++ Stamina)

KAISER
Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Funk Jou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tolo Seia!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Vladimir Khabensky and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jou connects with a right hand. Seia shakes it off.

It looks like Tolo Seia has been cut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Seia.
Jou swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A good leg kick by Seia.
Funk Jou seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seia connects with a right hand. Jou shakes it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jou misses with a few strikes there.
A big left from Jou misses.
Jou lands a jab to the nose.
Jou ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jou throws a right hand that misses
and Seia counters with a good low kick that Jou was not able to check.
Jou takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Seia steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jou.
Jou throws a series of punches but Seia avoids them all with ease.
Jou throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Seia cracks the inside of Jou's front leg.
A nice inside leg kick there by Seia. That's going to slow Jou down.
Seia misses with a head kick.
Seia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jou doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jou misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seia connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jou momentarily.
Seia thows a body kick. Jou tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jou is breathing heavily.
Jou misses with a series of wild punches.
A jab lands there for Seia.
Jou has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Seia.
Seia slips a jab from Jou.
Seia avoids a punch combination nicely.
Seia moves out of range as Jou strikes.
A slapping body kick lands there for Seia.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seia catches Jou with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jou misses with a straight right.
A telegraphed right hand from Jou misses the target.

Seia closes the distance and pushes Jou back into the ropes.
Jou misses with the head strike.
Seia lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Seia.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seia lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Seia on the inside.
Jou fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Seia is pushing Jou up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Seia drops Jou with a big knee straight up the middle! Jou is covering up against the ropes but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Jou is rocked!

It looks like Funk Jou has been cut.
Seia darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Jou's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Seia before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tolo Seia!
An out of breath Tolo Seia thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.