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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rainbow Bright (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Macho Man's choice of entrance music: Macho Man. Macho Man has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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155 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rainbow Bright!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Macho Man gets caught napping as Bright dives in and scores a takedown. Macho Man manages to retain guard.
Bright trying to stand up but can't free himself from Macho Man's guard.
Bright really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bright wants to stand and escape but instead Macho Man has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Bright wants to stand up but Macho Man is controlling him.
Macho Man lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Macho Man distracts Bright with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Macho Man lands a couple of elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Macho Man postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Macho Man lands a couple of elbows.
Macho Man postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bright wants to stand and escape but Macho Man is having none of it.
Macho Man scoring with punches to the head and body.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Macho Man postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bright has momentary wrist control but Macho Man slips an elbow through the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Macho Man cracks Bright with a solid left hand.
Macho Man throws a big elbow that misses.
Macho Man makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Bright wants to get back to his feet but Macho Man is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Macho Man has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bright is breathing heavily.
Macho Man landing with the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bright wants to stand but Macho Man is controlling the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Macho Man scoring with some ground and pound.
Macho Man postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Bright has momentary wrist control but Macho Man slips an elbow through the middle.
Macho Man postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Macho Man lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Macho Man with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Macho Man scoring with punches to the head and body.
Macho Man keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bright's head.
Bright wants to stand and escape but Macho Man is having none of it.
Macho Man working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bright's head.
Macho Man with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bright's head.
Macho Man working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bright's head.
Macho Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Macho Man scoring with punches to the head and body.
Bright is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Macho Man is controlling him.
Macho Man makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Macho Man works over Bright with some ground and pound from guard.
Macho Man with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Macho Man's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bright is rocked!
Macho Man cracks Bright with a solid left hand.
Oh Bright is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Macho Man lands a couple of digs.
Bright wants to stand up but Macho Man is controlling him.
Macho Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Macho Man is in close to Bright's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Macho Man keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bright's head.
Bright has momentary wrist control but Macho Man slips an elbow through the middle.
Macho Man lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Macho Man lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bright on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bright tries to get out of the position.
Macho Man works over Bright with some ground and pound from guard.
Macho Man working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Macho Man working some strikes from top position.
Macho Man with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Macho Man stops Bright from standing up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Bright taking punishment in the form of punches.
Macho Man lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Bright is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Macho Man asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Macho Man cracks Bright with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Macho Man looks up at the clock and then as Bright takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Macho Man smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Bright is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Macho Man lands a few punches from side control.
Macho Man working the ground and pound from side control.
Bright is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Macho Man working the body and head with strikes.
Macho Man working the ground and pound.
Bright seems to have got his legs back now.
Bright pushes Macho Man away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Macho Man gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Macho Man connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Bright some visible discomfort.
Macho Man scores with punches from side control.
Bright wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Macho Man lands some shots froms side control.
Bright is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super Macho Man dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Macho Man scores with a nice strike.
Bright shoots in for a takedown but Macho Man shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bright shoots in but no luck this time.
Macho Man throws a hook but Bright blocks it.
Bright walks into a straight right hand from Macho Man.
Macho Man throws a big shot that misses.
Nice shot by Macho Man.
Bright moves out of range of the strikes.
Bright keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Macho Man.
Bright tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Macho Man swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rainbow Bright. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Macho Man throws the left hand but Bright avoids the punch easily.
Bright uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Macho Man.
Bright looking to score a takedown here. Macho Man is defending well but Bright drives through and ends up in Macho Man's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Macho Man pushes Bright off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Macho Man connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bright shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Bright showed some decent athleticism there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bright tries to stand and escape but Macho Man actually recovers to full guard.
Macho Man uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Macho Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bright shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Macho Man defends it nicely.
A big left from Macho Man misses.
Macho Man looks to throw the jab but Bright is out of range.
Macho Man might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bright looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Macho Man is fending him off so far but Bright persists. Nope, Macho Man circles away and we're back to standing.
Super Macho Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Macho Man smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Macho Man as Bright shoots in.
The fighters circle momentarily. Macho Man darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bright drops his hands momentarily and Macho Man takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Good standup being displayed there by Macho Man as he connects with a hook.
Macho Man dips to his left and cracks Bright with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bright shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Macho Man as he avoids it easily.
Macho Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bright. Bright circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bright is trying hard to land a takedown here. Macho Man sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A jab from Macho Man misses.
Bright staying out of range there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bright dives in and grabs Macho Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Macho Man pushes down on Bright's head and hops out.
Macho Man misses with a looping left.
Macho Man tests Bright's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Macho Man stuffs the takedown.
Nice defenses there by Bright.
Bright staying out of range there.
Macho Man getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man tries to sprawl but Bright drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Macho Man makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bright is defended easily by Macho Man.
Macho Man misses with a straight right.
Bright uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man leaves Bright with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Macho Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bright.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bright.
Bright tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Macho Man swivels and escapes.
Macho Man misses with a straight right.
Macho Man misses with a straight left.
Rainbow Bright is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bright shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Macho Man's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bright tries to stand but Macho Man is controlling from the bottom.
Bright knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Macho Man on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bright has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Bright wants to stand and escape but instead Macho Man has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Macho Man distracts Bright with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bright wants to stand up but Macho Man is controlling him.
Macho Man working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Bright can't keep his opponent in guard - Macho Man advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super Macho Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Bright steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Bright misses with a takedown attempt - Macho Man sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bright shoots in for a takedown but Macho Man shows good takedown defense.
Bright takes a jab right on the kisser.
A slow jab from Macho Man misses its intended target.
Macho Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bright fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rainbow Bright. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Macho Man lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bright tries to move into range but Macho Man moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bright avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice defenses there by Bright.
Bright slips a straight right by Macho Man.
Bright uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bright tries to move into range but Macho Man moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Macho Man dips to his left and cracks Bright with an uppercut!
Bright moves away from the strike by Macho Man.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bright is defended easily by Macho Man.
Bright looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bright has a takedown stuffed.
Macho Man throws out a loose jab but Bright uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bright takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Macho Man looks to throw the jab but Bright is out of range.
Macho Man stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Macho Man stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Macho Man wants it to stay on the feet.
Macho Man scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Horrible takedown by Bright or perhaps it was just good defense by Macho Man which made him look bad.
Bright tries to move into range but Macho Man moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nice takedown defense from Macho Man. No joy for Bright on that attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Macho Man catches Bright right on the button with a cross.
Bright on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bright looks for a takedown but Macho Man sprawls well.
Bright takes one to the chin there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab lands there for Macho Man.
The fighters circling - Macho Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bright walks into a jab.
Bright shoots in looking for a takedown but Macho Man manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bright's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Macho Man stuffs the takedown attempt from Bright. Bright gets slowly back to his feet.
Macho Man misses with a straight right.
Bright tries for a takedown but Macho Man sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Super Macho Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Macho Man connects with a single shot there.
Nice shot lands for Macho Man.
Bright looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Bright wants to stand but Macho Man has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bright wants to stand and escape but instead Macho Man has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Bright is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Macho Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Macho Man is working Bright over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Macho Man landing some decent shots from guard.
Macho Man postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Macho Man lands a couple of elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man stands up over Bright, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Macho Man won't allow Bright to get back to his feet.
Macho Man is in close to Bright's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Macho Man stops Bright from standing up.
Macho Man scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Macho Man content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Macho Man scoring with some ground and pound.
Bright wants to stand and escape but Macho Man is having none of it.
Macho Man chips away with some ground and pound.
Macho Man chips away with some ground and pound.
Macho Man content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Macho Man working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bright's head.
Macho Man with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Rainbow Bright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Macho Man throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bright works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Macho Man connects with a couple of short punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Super Macho Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Macho Man has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Macho Man!
After the big win, Super Macho Man made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors New World Order Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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