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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lee Staton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Staton kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mgła- With Hearts Toward None II . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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192 cm
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238 lbs
16 - 6 - 0 |
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167 cm
34
280 lbs
18 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lee Staton! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Staton scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Jeremy tests Staton's chin there with a solid looking shot. Staton moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Staton with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Staton stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Jeremy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Staton finds it's way round the side to connect with Jeremy's head. Staton moves out of range as Jeremy strikes. Staton throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Staton throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Jeremy counters with a lovely straight right hand! Staton lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Lee Staton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Jeremy looks gassed! Staton rushes Jeremy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Jeremy pressing his opponent against the cage. Staton is working Jeremy over against the cage. Staton escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Staton darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round. Staton throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease. Staton fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jeremy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Staton lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Staton bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Staton connects with a solid leg kick. Staton with a jab. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A big head kick from Staton and Jeremy is sent sprawling to the canvas!
Jeremy is rocked!
It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut. Staton gets to his feet and stands over Jeremy, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Jeremy felt that one! Staton unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Jeremy from any more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lee Staton! After winning the bout, Lee Staton thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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