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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike Mink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mink kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Macho Man. Mike Mink has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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195 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
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194 cm
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185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mike Mink!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Turd!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Joseph Jones and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd lands a leg kick that knocks Mink off balance momentarily.
Mink throws a jab but it's blocked by Turd.
Mink fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turd throws a head kick that Mink semi-blocks.
It looks like Mike Mink has been cut.
Mink works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Turd slips a straight right by Mink.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Mink moves out of range easily.
Mink misses with a straight left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Mink throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mink misses with a hook. Turd ducked under it nicely.
Jab, jab by Mink - just one landing.
Turd tries to land a leg kick but Mink saw it coming and moves away.
Mink takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Turd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Turd is rocked!
Mink avoids the head kick by Turd.
Turd is still on wobbly legs! Can Mink finish him?
Mink fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mink blocks a head kick by Turd.
Mink misses the jab.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Mink moves out of range easily.
Mink defending well as Turd loads up on a big left hand.
Mink missing with a left hand there. Turd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd moves out of range of the strikes.
Mink is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Turd seems to have recovered his senses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Turd.
Turd lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Turd goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Turd moves out of range as Mink strikes.
Turd slips under a jab.
Mink throws out a loose jab but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turd throws a head kick that half lands.
Mink checks a low kick from Turd.
Mink misses with an uppercut. Turd saw that one coming.
Mink lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mink takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a head kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mink.
Turd throws a leg kick but Mink checks it.
Mink cracks Turd with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Turd falls to his knees and Mink doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Mink!
After the big win, Mike Mink made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors [WOT] Inner Beast Nutrition And Laundry and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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