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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Very Talented No Chin Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch! comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ghetto Life kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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218 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Very Talented No Chin Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick James!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch! lands the left hand.
Bitch! lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A lazy body kick from No Chin Man
and Bitch! counters with a solid body kick.
No Chin Man throws the kick towards the body but Bitch! avoids it.
Bitch! throws a nice inside leg kick.
No Chin Man throws a body kick that misses
and Bitch! counters with a thumping low kick.
No Chin Man throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and No Chin Man takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bitch! connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bitch! with a nice cross.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bitch!. No Chin Man shrugs it off though.
No Chin Man throws a body kick that misses
and Bitch! counters by clinching up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
No Chin Man trying to land knees to the body.
No Chin Man tries to pull guard but Bitch! won't allow it.
Bitch! working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
No Chin Man tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch! avoids it.
Bitch! lands with a right to the head.
No Chin Man trying to land knees to the body.
No Chin Man trying to land knees to the body.
Bitch! lands a body shot.
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No Chin Man dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.
It looks like The Very Talented No Chin Man has been cut.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch!.
Bitch! lands with a light punch inside.
A hook to the body from Bitch!.
No Chin Man is breathing heavily.
Bitch! is trying to stall.
Bitch! works on No Chin Man's body with a couple of short punches.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bitch! can't find room to land a body shot as No Chin Man controls the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitch! lands with a right to the head.
Bitch! lands a left hand that snaps the head of No Chin Man backwards.
No Chin Man is trying to pull guard but Bitch! has him pressed against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bitch! - that landed with a thud.
Bitch! creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through No Chin Man's defenses.
No Chin Man on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Bitch! lands an elbow just above No Chin Man 's eye.
The Very Talented No Chin Man's cut is getting worse.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch!.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
No Chin Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch!.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a left hand that snaps the head of No Chin Man backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bitch!.
No Chin Man is looking to control Bitch!'s arms but Bitch! gets an underhook and turns him. Now No Chin Man has his back to the cage.
A short right from Bitch!.
No Chin Man is rocked!
No Chin Man takes an elbow to the forehead.
Oh No Chin Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bitch! lands a nice elbow.
Clinched against the cage, Bitch! lands a big elbow that drops No Chin Man! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - No Chin Man is complaining that he's OK but he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick James, Bitch!!
Rick James, Bitch! made sure to mention his sponsor, Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $150 in his post fight interview.
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hype
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pop
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