PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Max Vanhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gimpy McWimpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vanhorn kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Devi's Den - Skrillex. On his way into the cage it seems that Max Vanhorn has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Max Vanhorn seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Vanhorn
vs
McWimpy

195 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

188 cm
26
245 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Max Vanhorn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gimpy McWimpy!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Ren Mimura and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vanhorn slips a jab and a cross from McWimpy.
Vanhorn is looking to score with low kicks.
McWimpy lands a leg kick that knocks Vanhorn off balance momentarily.
Vanhorn tries to clinch but McWimpy moves out of range.
McWimpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Vanhorn blocks a jab.
McWimpy looks for the body kick but Vanhorn saw that one coming.
Vanhorn will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McWimpy throws a hook but Vanhorn avoids it easily.
McWimpy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McWimpy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vanhorn.
McWimpy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWimpy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Max Vanhorn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vanhorn misses with a straight left.
Vanhorn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fight stays on the outside here - McWimpy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick from McWimpy lands but Vanhorn takes it in his stride.

It looks like Max Vanhorn has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWimpy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vanhorn.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vanhorn drops McWimpy with a beautiful combination! McWimpy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Vanhorn is looking for the KO!

McWimpy is rocked!

It looks like Gimpy McWimpy has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWimpy misses with a looping left.
McWimpy is still on wobbly legs! Can Vanhorn finish him?
McWimpy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWimpy looks gassed!
Vanhorn throws a leg kick but McWimpy moved away.
McWimpy blocks a low kick nicely.

Vanhorn drives through and clinches with McWimpy against the cage.
McWimpy is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
McWimpy seems to have recovered his senses.
McWimpy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Vanhorn prevents it.
McWimpy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Vanhorn's efforts to push away.
Vanhorn is looking to break free of the clinch but McWimpy has double underhooks.
McWimpy tries to stall but Vanhorn uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Vanhorn stalling against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Vanhorn is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
McWimpy trying to control the position but instead, Vanhorn has worked for underhooks and has pushed McWimpy into the cage.
A short left from Vanhorn.
Vanhorn tries to break the clinch but McWimpy is controlling the position.
Vanhorn is trying to break free.
McWimpy working aggressively here.
McWimpy struggles to land a body shot inside as Vanhorn controls his hands.
Vanhorn wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McWimpy has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Vanhorn's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vanhorn is trying to break the clinch but McWimpy has him pressed against the cage.
Vanhorn wants to break the clinch but can't.
McWimpy wants a takedown but no success here.
Max Vanhorn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gimpy McWimpy.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
McWimpy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Vanhorn up against the cage.
McWimpy gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Vanhorn.
Vanhorn lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWimpy looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vanhorn is trying to push McWimpy away but McWimpy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Vanhorn makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWimpy goes for a takedown attempt but Vanhorn pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
McWimpy checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWimpy throws a head kick but Vanhorn moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Vanhorn.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWimpy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Vanhorn blocks a head kick by McWimpy.
Vanhorn drops McWimpy with a huge uppercut! McWimpy drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Vanhorn is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Max Vanhorn!
Max Vanhorn seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.