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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rashad Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids comes into the arena with Duke Nukem Quotes! blaring out of the sound system. Evans has chosen j as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rashad Evans!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
On Roids misses with an uppercut. Evans saw that one coming.
On Roids swings widly with a right hand
enabling Evans to counter with a crisp jab.
Rashad Evans seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
On Roids connects with a body shot.
On Roids tries to clinch but Evans moves out of range.
On Roids lands with a right hand.
A slow jab from On Roids misses its intended target.
Evans moves out of range of the leg kick from On Roids.
Evans gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Evans throws a leg kick but On Roids moved away.
Evans avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
On Roids uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Evans.
On Roids forces Evans back against the cage and clinches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
On Roids doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
On Roids is trying to stall.
Evans manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids stands up from Evans's guard - On Roids perhaps looking for a knockout.
On Roids will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
On Roids slips under a jab.
Duke On Roids is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
On Roids misses with a head kick.
Evans avoids the head kick by On Roids.
On Roids closes the distance and clinches.
Evans is trying to break free.
On Roids has a couple of punches blocked by Evans.
Evans is looking to break free of the clinch but On Roids has double underhooks.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Evans escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
On Roids paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids scores with a body shot.
Evans will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
On Roids throws a right and a left that Evans avoids nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Evans tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
On Roids has taken the fight to the clinch.
On Roids digs a right hand into Evans's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Evans's gas tank.
Evans has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. On Roids is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
On Roids has Evans pushed against the cage.
On Roids misses with a punch on the inside.
On Roids throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Evanss head.
On Roids misses with a body punch.
On Roids working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Evans blocks a body shot from On Roids.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. On Roids just stands there and leans against the cage.
Evans pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
On Roids instigates a clinch.
Evans wants to break the clinch but can't.
Evans tries to score a body lock takedown but On Roids shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Duke On Roids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rashad Evans.
Evans tries to break the clinch but On Roids is controlling the position.
Evans wants to break the clinch but can't.
On Roids lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Evans is trying to break the clinch but On Roids has him pressed against the cage.
Evans wants to break free but On Roids has control.
On Roids taking a breather.
Evans is looking to take this one to the mat.
On Roids is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
On Roids working aggressively here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans is trying to push On Roids away but On Roids has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Evans tries to break the clinch but On Roids is controlling the position.
Evans is trying to push On Roids away but On Roids has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
On Roids lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
On Roids has Evans pushed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Evans's face as he tries to break the clinch.
On Roids trying to control the position but instead, Evans has worked for underhooks and has pushed On Roids into the cage.
On Roids is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Evans wants to break the clinch but can't.
Evans drags the fight down to the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke On Roids dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
On Roids fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Evans.
On Roids misses with a looping right.
On Roids drives through and clinches with Evans against the cage.
On Roids misses with a hook from the clinch.
On Roids lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Evans backwards.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from On Roids.
On Roids goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Duke On Roids has scored more points in the clinch so far.
On Roids tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Evans blocks a body shot from On Roids.
On Roids wants to stall.
Evans has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by On Roids after a bit of a struggle.
On Roids is leaning against Evans and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A head punch on the inside from On Roids fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, On Roids creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Evans blocks a body shot from On Roids.
That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Evans wants to get back to striking at distance but On Roids won't allow it.
On Roids gets through Evans's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evans letting On Roids take a breather here.
On Roids keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Evans's efforts to push away.
On Roids lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Evans letting On Roids take a breather here.
Evans tries to break free but On Roids pushes him back against the cage.
Evans is trying to break the clinch but On Roids is controlling him.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
On Roids lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Evans or not.
On Roids is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Evans drops to a knee looking for a takedown but On Roids gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Evans fails to pull guard.
Duke On Roids has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rashad Evans.
On Roids lands an uppercut.
On Roids scores with a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Evans wants to break the clinch but can't.
On Roids is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
On Roids throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Evanss head.
On Roids gets underhooks to prevent Evans's takedown attempt.
Evans can't break the clinch.
On Roids lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from On Roids.
On Roids will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Evans up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
On Roids misses with a punch on the inside.
Evans wants to get back to striking at distance but On Roids won't allow it.
Evans is trying to pull guard but On Roids has him pressed against the cage.
Evans tries to break the clinch but On Roids is controlling the position.
On Roids lands a hook to the side of the head.
On Roids lands a right hand.
On Roids lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
On Roids scores with a shot to the side of Evans's head.
Evans is trying to work for a single leg takedown but On Roids pulls him back up using the underhooks.
On Roids struggles to land a body shot inside as Evans controls his hands.
Evans blocks a body shot from On Roids.
A short right hand to the side of the head by On Roids.
Evans is trying to force a seperation but On Roids has the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids tries to work over Evans's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
On Roids scores with a shoulder strike.
On Roids lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Evans breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
On Roids tries to clinch but Evans moves out of range.
Evans wants to slow On Roids down by chopping away at his legs.
Evans takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
On Roids misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Evans falls off balance throwing a combination
and On Roids counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Evans fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
On Roids ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Evans moves away.
On Roids throws a hook but Evans avoids it easily.
On Roids doesn't manage to clinch there - Evans circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke On Roids dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
On Roids tries a head kick but it misses.
On Roids goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
On Roids tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Evans paws at him with a jab and circles away.
On Roids rushes Evans and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
On Roids tries to work over Evans's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
On Roids lands a hook to the side of the head.
On Roids working aggressively here.
Evans tries to break the clinch but On Roids is controlling the position.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
On Roids goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
On Roids is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Evans can do to turn this around?
On Roids prevents Evans from breaking the clinch.
On Roids tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
On Roids misses with a short punch on the inside.
On Roids is trying to maintain a safe position but Evans gets an underhook and turns On Roids into the cage.
On Roids taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans breaks from the clinch.
On Roids gets in close and instigates a clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from On Roids.
Nice body punch from On Roids.
Evans takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
On Roids tries to throw a body punch but Evans avoids it by throwing On Roids back against the cage.
Evans being controlled against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from On Roids.
Evans tries to break the clinch but On Roids is controlling the position.
On Roids scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
On Roids working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for On Roids.
On Roids is pushing Evans up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
On Roids throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Evanss head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from On Roids.
Evans wants to break free but On Roids has control.
Evans being controlled against the cage.
On Roids prevents Evans from breaking the clinch.
On Roids lands with a left to the head.
On Roids lands a body shot.
On Roids lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
On Roids struggles to land a body shot inside as Evans controls his hands.
On Roids stalling the fight.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with On Roids for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
On Roids lands a hook that snaps the head of Evans backwards.
On Roids lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
On Roids stalling against the cage.
Nice body punch from On Roids.
On Roids scores with an uppercut up the middle.
On Roids scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from On Roids.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as On Roids takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
On Roids lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
On Roids lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
On Roids holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Evans drops down looking for an ankle pick but On Roids pulls his leg out and moves away.
Rashad Evans has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Duke On Roids is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids lands a jab to the nose.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Evans does it's job there.
Evans looks to land a right hand but On Roids moved out of range.
Evans loads up on a big right hand but On Roids slips the punch.
On Roids steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Evans.
The fight stays on the outside here - On Roids looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evans fakes high and swings low for a body shot but On Roids manages to avoid it.
On Roids ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that's the end of the fight!
Duke On Roids showed his dominance in that final round.
Well On Roids has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duke On Roids!
After the fight, Duke On Roids was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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hype
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