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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bulbous George (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Dodger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dodger comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Say Hello To Boris The Bullet Dodger! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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289 lbs
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260 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bulbous George!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Boris Dodger!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Konstantin Menshow and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
George throws a looping overhand right but Dodger ducks down to avoid it.
George is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dodger.
Dodger throws a hook but George blocks it.
George jabbing away but nothing is landing.
George throws a leg kick but Dodger moved away.
Dodger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. George sees it coming and avoids it easily.
George throws a head kick that misses.
George throws a series of punches but Dodger avoids them all with ease.
George could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
George throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dodger sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dodger shoots in for a takedown but George shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
George throws a right and a left that Dodger avoids nicely.
Boris Dodger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
George leaves Dodger with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dodger shoots in for a takedown but George shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bulbous George has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boris Dodger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dodger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with George but George pushes him off and we're back to square one.
George keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
George misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dodger.
Dodger is trying hard to land a takedown here. George sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
George throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dodger shoots in for a takedown but George shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dodger is on the wrong end of a nice combination from George.
Dodger swings widly with a right hand
and George counters with a leg kick.
Dodger fails with the takedown.
Dodger lands with a nice body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dodger walks into a left hand.
Dodger misses with a takedown attempt - George sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
George throws a leg kick which misses Dodger's front leg but catches the back leg as Dodger tries to avoid it.
Bulbous George is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
George throws a leg kick but Dodger checks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dodger. George does a little dance to reset his feet.
George turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dodger looks gassed!
Jab by George.
George misses with a low kick.
George turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dodger closes this distance looking for a takedown but George circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
George comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
George scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
George bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
George throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dodger tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but George swivels and escapes.
George wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A thudding body kick lands there by George!
George lands the left hand.
George connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dodger takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dodger tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but George swivels and escapes.
Dodger takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
George connects with a body shot.
George lands with a straight right. Dodger didn't see that one coming.
George dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
George uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dodger has time to react.
George scores with a hook to the body. Dodger takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from George, right into the meat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
George misses with a head kick.
George turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bulbous George dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
George scores with a jab to the body.
Dodger slips a jab from George.
George lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dodger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but George manages to avoid it.
Dodger takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
George misses with a wild combination.
George loads up on a big right hand but Dodger slips the punch.
Dodger looks to score with a jab to the body but George is just out of range.
Dodger fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but George avoids it really well and circles away.
Dodger tries to score a power double leg takedown but George sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Dodger somewhat.
Dodger is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down George rather than just go for the knockout.
Dodger is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Dodger as he checks the leg kick.
George connects with a right hand. Dodger shakes it off.
George bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dodger's head.
Dodger fails with a takedown attempt.
Bulbous George has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boris Dodger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dodger. George does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dodger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from George.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
George throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Dodger stumbling backwards into the cage! Dodger bounces back off the cage towards George, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! George lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! George celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bulbous George!
Post fight, Bulbous George took to the microphone: 'YeeeeHaw!!! '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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