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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Batshit Datsik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bradford Manning (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Datsik kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lunatic Fringe. Manning has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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200 cm
25
273 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
22
250 lbs
2 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Batshit Datsik! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bradford Manning! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A jab from Manning finds it's way through Datsik's defenses. Manning tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. A combination from Manning does no damage. Manning misses with a combination
enabling Datsik to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Bradford Manning has been cut. Manning moves to clinch but Datsik breaks away and Datsik counters with a nice right hand that sends Manning toppling to the canvas! Manning scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Datsik finish him?!
Manning is rocked! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Datsik shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Manning takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Datsik sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Manning bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Batshit Datsik! After the big win, Batshit Datsik made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Heroic Combat Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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