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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Syezd Kepe Eses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Villa's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In One Ear. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 cm
35
300 lbs
21 - 16 - 0 |
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213 cm
30
285 lbs
15 - 9 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poncho Villa! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Syezd Kepe Eses! The judges for this bout are Anni Minnem�ki, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Villa on the wrong end of a nice jab. Kepe Eses works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Villa dives in and grabs Kepe Eses's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kepe Eses pushes down on Villa's head and hops out. Villa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kepe Eses throws a sloppy head kick and Villa moves out of range easily. A telegraphed right hand from Kepe Eses misses the target. Kepe Eses tests Villa's chin there with a solid looking shot. Syezd Kepe Eses seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Kepe Eses fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Villa manages to avoid it. Villa fails to land with a series of punches.
Villa misses with a hook. Villa misses with a straight right. Kepe Eses lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Kepe Eses tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Villa was well out of range. Poor timing from Kepe Eses. Villa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kepe Eses.
 That's one minute gone in the round. A slow jab from Kepe Eses misses its intended target. Villa throws a combination that misses and Kepe Eses counters with a big head kick but Villa shrugs it off. Kepe Eses lands a really nice looking cross but Villa seems unphased.
Kepe Eses throws a body punch but Villa moves out of range. Kepe Eses tries a head kick but it misses.
Villa lands a really nice looking cross but Kepe Eses seems unphased.
Villa connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kepe Eses momentarily.
Kepe Eses avoids a kick to the body.
Syezd Kepe Eses is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Kepe Eses throws a sloppy body shot
and Villa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Kepe Eses throws a looping overhand right but Villa ducks down to avoid it. Kepe Eses throws a low kick but it's checked well by Villa. Kepe Eses takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Kepe Eses throws a half hearted mid kick.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Villa throws a chopping leg kick but Kepe Eses manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Villa takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Poncho Villa has been cut. Villa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kepe Eses. Kepe Eses blocks a head kick by Villa.
Villa is breathing heavily. Villa throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kepe Eses stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Kepe Eses connects with a solid leg kick. Villa takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Kepe Eses lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Kepe Eses misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Villa.
Villa takes a kick to the side of the head.

Villa is rocked! Villa looks up at the clock. Bad move! Kepe Eses lands a right hand from hell, dropping Villa. Kepe Eses pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Syezd Kepe Eses! A relieved looking Syezd Kepe Eses thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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