PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan Presley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jane comes into the arena with Rick James - Mary Jane blaring out of the sound system. This should be fireworks!

Jane
vs
Presley

190 cm
23
185 lbs
12 - 0 - 0

185 cm
28
178 lbs
20 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mary Jane!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stan Presley!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Presley. Jane shrugs it off though.
Presley misses with a low kick as Jane jumps back.
Presley lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jane at a distance.
Presley swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jane counters with a three punch combo that has Presley backing up. Presley nods at Jane to acknowledge the strikes.
Jane takes one to the side of the head.
Presley misses with a double jab
and Jane counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jane throws out a loose jab but Presley uses good head movement to avoid it.
Presley takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jane staying out of range there.
Jane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jane takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jane cracks a nice hook into Presley's ribs.
A slow jab from Presley misses its intended target.
Presley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body punch from Jane.
Jane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Presley.
Presley cracks Jane with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jane lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Presley with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Presley throws a chopping leg kick but Jane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jane scores with a nice right hand.
Presley has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jane finds it's way round the side to connect with Presley's head.
Jane looks to throw the jab but Presley is out of range.
Jane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Presley throws out the jab.
Stan Presley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Presley throws a series of punches but Jane moves out of range.
Jane tests Presley's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jane moves out of range of the body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jane punishes Presley's body with a nice straight punch.
Presley ducks under a wild hook from Jane.
Presley throws the kick towards the body but Jane avoids it.
Presley throws out a leg kick but Jane moves out of range and Presley only half commits.
Presley is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jane rather than just go for the knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jane takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Presley misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jane.
Presley throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jane misses the target.
Jane connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Presley momentarily.
Presley looks to land a combination but Jane avoids it well.
Presley swinging wildly here.
Jane takes a swing at Presley's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Jane misses.
Jane uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Presley.
A swing and a miss from Jane.
Presley lands with a good body shot.
Presley misses with a straight left.
Jane scores with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Presley.
That kick from Presley tenderised Jane's leg. Jane is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jane takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Presley looks to score with a jab to the body but Jane is just out of range.
Presley tries a low kick but Jane avoids it.
Presley misses with a body shot
and Jane counters with a straight right hand.
A low kick from Presley is predictable there
letting Jane counter with a right hand.
Presley throws out a loose jab but Jane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Presley throws out the jab.
Presley throws a right and a left that Jane avoids nicely.
Presley walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jane checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Presley throws a low kick, looking for Jane's leg but Jane calmly moves out of range.
Presley blocks a jab.
Presley ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Presley throws a body punch but Jane moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Presley misses with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Presley moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jane throws a one two combo.
Presley swings for the body but Jane moves out of range.
Presley is looking to slow Jane down with leg kicks.
Presley does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Presley tries a head kick but it misses.
Presley cracks a nice hook into Jane's ribs.
A solid leg kick lands there for Presley.
Jane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Presley throws a nice looking combination but Jane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Presley throws a sloppy head kick
and Jane counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Presley looks winded!
Jane throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Presley on the side of the head.
Presley shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jane is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jane scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mary Jane will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Presley.
Jane rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Presley moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice shot lands for Jane.
Jane jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Presley throws a shot from downtown. Jane moves away and avoids it.
Jane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Presley with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mary Jane is winning the standup battle so far.
Presley looks to throw the jab but Jane is out of range.
Presley throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Presley lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Presley smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Presley misses with the combination.
Presley thows a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Jane misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Presley is looking to slow Jane down with leg kicks.
Jane lands a nice shot to the body.
Jane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Presley misses with an uppercut
enabling Jane to counter with a crisp jab.
Jane lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Presley at a distance.
Presley throws an overhand right that lands on Jane's shoulder, as Jane tries to avoid the shot.
Jane lands the left hand.
Jane's jab looks to have found its range, popping Presley under the eye.
Presley gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jane. Presley does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jane avoids the head kick by Presley.
Jane slips under a jab from Presley.
Jane keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jane scores with a jab. Presley acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Presley cracks Jane with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Decent striking displayed by Jane there.
Presley tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jane is able to avoid easily.
A leg kick checked by Jane.
Presley uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jane.
Presley pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jane slips a straight right by Presley.
Jane avoids the body shot from Presley.
Jane slips a jab and a cross from Presley.
Presley throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jane counters with a nice uppercut.
The fighters circling - Presley throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jane throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Presley on the side of the head.
Jane lands with a cross.

Presley is rocked!
Presley lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Presley is still on wobbly legs! Can Jane finish him?
Presley throws a lazy body kick
letting Jane counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jane takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Presley gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Presley tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Jane is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Presley buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Presley!! Presley is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Jane throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mary Jane!
Mary Jane retains his welterweight title!
In his post fight interview, Mary Jane gave a big smile as he said 'Smoke weed kids!'.