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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lamont Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Serj Wunderkind (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Wunderkind's choice of entrance music: Rollin'. Lamont Banner is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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223 lbs
9 - 4 - 1 |
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201 cm
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204 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lamont Banner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Serj Wunderkind!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Alyssa Summers and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wunderkind clobbers Banner with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A slapping leg kick lands for Wunderkind.
Banner fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wunderkind is out of range.
Nice body kick from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Banner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wunderkind. Wunderkind obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice sprawl there from Wunderkind as Banner shoots in.
Banner fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wunderkind avoids it really well and circles away.
Banner is breathing heavily.
Wunderkind lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Banner shoots in for a double leg but Wunderkind sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lamont Banner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wunderkind fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Banner has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wunderkind looks to clinch
and Banner counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Wunderkind's guard now.
Wunderkind wants to sweep here but Banner controlling him for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wunderkind is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Wunderkind decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Banner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wunderkind can pounce on him.
Wunderkind lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wunderkind throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wunderkind pushes Banner up against the cage in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banner tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Banner avoiding damage as Wunderkind throws knees to the body.
Wunderkind is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wunderkind landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Wunderkind.
A short right from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wunderkind unloads a knee to the mid-section. Banner lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A bit of stalling here from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Wunderkind lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wunderkind pressing his opponent against the cage.
Banner wants to take the fight to the mat but Wunderkind manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner tries for a takedown but Wunderkind manages to get underhooks.
Wunderkind is struggling to control the position.
Wunderkind scores a nice knee to the body.
Banner is working for takedown but Wunderkind is calmly controlling the position for now.
Banner managing to block the knees to the body from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind scores with a knee to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wunderkind.
Banner blocks a body shot from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wunderkind misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Banner.
Wunderkind lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wunderkind misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Banner.
Wunderkind stalling in the clinch.
Wunderkind misses with a punch to the body.
Wunderkind is leaning against Banner and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Banner fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wunderkind leaning his opponent against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Serj Wunderkind dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Wunderkind is looking to slow Banner down with leg kicks.
Banner takes one to the chin there.
Wunderkind throws a leg kick which misses Banner's front leg but catches the back leg as Banner tries to avoid it.
Banner is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Banner looks to throw the jab but Wunderkind is out of range.
Wunderkind slaps away a takedown attempt from Banner, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Banner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wunderkind.
That kick from Wunderkind tenderised Banner's leg. Banner is trying to keep his angry face on.
Lamont Banner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Banner takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Wunderkind scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Banner tries to move into range but Wunderkind moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Banner has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wunderkind.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wunderkind.
Serj Wunderkind is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wunderkind.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wunderkind.
Banner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Wunderkind.
Banner sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wunderkind has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wunderkind throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Banner's head.
It looks like Lamont Banner has been cut.
Serj Wunderkind seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wunderkind rushes Banner and presses him up against the cage.
Wunderkind will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Banner up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wunderkind lands a nice knee to the body.
Wunderkind landing knees to the head.
Banner avoiding damage as Wunderkind throws knees to the body.
Wunderkind scores a nice knee to the body.
Wunderkind is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Banner is defending well for now.
Knees to the body from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wunderkind is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wunderkind unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Come on Wunderkind - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wunderkind lands a knee to the body.
Banner's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wunderkind landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wunderkind landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wunderkind stalling in the clinch.
Wunderkind is leaning against Banner and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wunderkind working Banner over with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A knee to the head by Wunderkind.
Banner drops down looking for an ankle pick but Wunderkind pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wunderkind connects with a solid leg kick.
Wunderkind closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Banner takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wunderkind lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Banner blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wunderkind has Banner pressed against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wunderkind obliges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wunderkind obliges.
Wunderkind lands a good knee to the midsection. Banner won't want to take too many of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Serj Wunderkind showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Lamont Banner's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Wunderkind lands a nice looking kick to the body. Banner takes a step back to recover.
Banner on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Nice jab there from Wunderkind.
Banner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Banner has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wunderkind.
Wunderkind lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wunderkind connects with a leg kick. Banner looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wunderkind lands a left and a right that send Banner crashing to the mat, dazed. Wunderkind thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Banner is rocked!
Wunderkind moves into the clinch.
Oh Banner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wunderkind landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Serj Wunderkind seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wunderkind landing knees to the head.
Wunderkind controlling the action here for a moment.
Wunderkind jerks Banner's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Banner drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Wunderkind goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Wunderkind because Banner was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Serj Wunderkind!
After the big win, Serj Wunderkind made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ganja's Warehouse (95% Laundering) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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