PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Wolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wolf comes to the cage accompanied by Primus: John the Fisherman. John Zoidberg has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wolf
vs
Zoidberg

189 cm
32
215 lbs
14 - 3 - 1

190 cm
32
222 lbs
28 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brute

SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny Wolf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Zoidberg avoids it really well and circles away.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg misses with a head kick.

Wolf gets tackled into the cage by Zoidberg. Zoidberg maintains the clinch.
Zoidberg stops a takedown attempt from Wolf.
Wolf avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Johnny Wolf has been cut.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolf blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wolf's defenses.
Wolf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Wolf 's eye.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Wolf won't want to take too many of those.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wolf lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Wolf in his tracks for a moment.

Johnny Wolf's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolf is trying to break free.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wolf is defending well for now.
Wolf is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wolf has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Zoidberg avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Wolf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wolf wants a takedown but no success here.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wolf.
Wolf blocks the elbow strike.
Wolf is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Wolf avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Wolf avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.

Johnny Wolf's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wolf takes an elbow to the temple.

Jeez, Johnny Wolf's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Johnny Wolf's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.