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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between hulk hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Dickinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dickinson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Frank Klepacki - Hell March 2 kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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250 lbs
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260 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, hulk hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Dickinson!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
hogan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
hogan looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
hogan lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dickinson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
hogan closes the distance and clinches.
Dickinson can't break the clinch.
hogan prevents the takedown attempt.
Dickinson is trying to break the clinch but hogan has him pressed against the cage.
hogan turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
hogan tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no hogan has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
hogan trying to control the position but Dickinson is working away.
Dickinson struggling a bit here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
hogan misses with the ground and pound.
hogan wants to control but Dickinson is keeping him busy.
Dickinson stops hogan from passing to mount.
hogan working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
hogan tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no hogan has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
hogan is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dickinson knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
You can see the frustration on Dickinson's face as hogan controls the position.
hogan will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
hogan trying to control the position but Dickinson is working away.
hogan misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
hogan looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dickinson is avoiding damage well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
hogan tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
You can see the frustration on Dickinson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Excellent takedown into side control there by hogan.
hogan postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
hogan decides to stand back up. hogan steps back and let's Dickinson get back to his feet.
Dickinson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dickinson wants to clinch
and hogan counters with a nice body shot.
Dickinson throws a right and a left that hogan avoids nicely.
Dickinson with a poor takedown
and hogan counters by clinching up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
hulk hogan dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dickinson tries to clinch there but hogan circles away.
hogan scores with a takedown into Dickinson's guard.
Dickinson keeping moving, preventing hogan from controlling successfully.
Dickinson is working an open guard so hogan takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Dickinson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice uppercut there from Dickinson.
Dickinson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
hogan shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than hogan was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dickinson wants to control but hogan is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickinson avoids a series of strikes thrown by hogan.
Dickinson is looking to get to half guard.
hogan looking for a guillotine from mount but Dickinson is having none of it.
Dickinson really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
hogan punching from mount but Dickinson doing a good job of avoiding damage.
hogan wants to take his opponent's back but Dickinson doesn't allow it.
hogan with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
hogan looking for a guillotine from mount but Dickinson is having none of it.
Dickinson tries to hold on but hogan postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickinson blocking the ground and pound.
hogan really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
hogan wants to control the pace but Dickinson is squirming around nicely.
Dickinson avoids a series of strikes thrown by hogan.
Dickinson is squirming around, avoiding hogan's attempts to control the action.
hogan in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickinson is squirming around, avoiding hogan's attempts to control the action.
hogan looking to ground and pound but Dickinson is blocking nicely.
hogan has isolated one of Dickinson's arms. Dickinson looking to fight him off but hogan twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). hulk hogan!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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