PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob McGrady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGrady comes to the cage accompanied by Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McGrady
vs
Powers

188 cm
28
275 lbs
21 - 5 - 0

215 cm
28
275 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob McGrady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Austin Powers!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Powers throws a shot to the body.
McGrady throws a quick inside leg kick.
Powers checks a low kick from McGrady.
McGrady changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Powers tries to avoid it but McGrady manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Powers to the ground. Powers escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Powers leaves McGrady with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nice body punch from Powers.
McGrady blocks a head kick by Powers.
McGrady misses with a low kick.
McGrady avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Powers feints and then cracks McGrady's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McGrady down.
Powers throws the kick towards the body but McGrady avoids it.
McGrady tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Powers is able to avoid easily.
McGrady showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Powers.
Powers throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Powers has managed to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGrady misses with a hook from the clinch.
Powers lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Powers breaks the clinch.
Powers scores with the left hand. McGrady knows he should have avoided that one.
McGrady throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Powers moves out of range as McGrady throws a body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McGrady, right into the meat.
Powers looks to land a body kick but McGrady moved away.

Powers takes the fight into the clinch.
McGrady prevents a body shot from Powers.
Powers misses with a hook from the clinch.
Powers scores with a shot to the side of McGrady's head.
McGrady tries a body shot but Powers blocks it.
Powers has McGrady pressed against the cage, preventing McGrady from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Powers is pushing McGrady up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Powers lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McGrady backwards.
A shot in the inside from Powers.
McGrady tries for a takedown but Powers manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bob McGrady. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Powers working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Powers pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McGrady shoots in looking for a takedown but Powers manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McGrady's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Powers tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. McGrady manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Powers uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGrady.
Powers is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McGrady will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Powers scoring well with a low kick there.
Powers throws a series of punches but McGrady avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Powers finds it's way through McGrady's defenses.
McGrady is looking to score with low kicks.
Powers connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Powers fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McGrady manages to avoid it.
Powers lands with a nice body kick.
McGrady is breathing heavily.
Nice jab there from Powers.

It looks like Bob McGrady has been cut.
Powers misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGrady takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Powers throws a body punch but McGrady moves out of range.
Powers is looking to clinch but McGrady is avoiding it.
Powers throws a one two combo.
Powers showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McGrady.
Powers chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McGrady can pounce on him.
Powers throws a series of punches but McGrady avoids them all with ease.
Powers takes a swing at McGrady's ribcage but misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Powers.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Powers looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A low kick from McGrady is predictable there
and Powers makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Powers throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McGrady throws a leg kick that misses.
Powers dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Powers throws a low kick but McGrady avoids it.
Powers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Powers takes a swing at McGrady's ribcage but misses.
McGrady has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Powers.
Powers looks to score with a jab to the body but McGrady is just out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Powers misses with an attempted mid kick.
McGrady misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Powers.
McGrady has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McGrady there as he acknowledges the shot.
Austin Powers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Powers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McGrady has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McGrady and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Austin Powers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bob McGrady's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Powers lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McGrady circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice body kick there by Powers.
McGrady takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Powers throws a nice head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Powers thumps McGrady with a low kick.
Powers is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Powers takes a swing at McGrady's ribcage but misses.
Powers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McGrady moves away.
Powers tries to clinch up.
Powers tries to clinch there but McGrady circles away.
Powers lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Powers fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McGrady has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Powers lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Powers lands with a straight right. McGrady didn't see that one coming.
Powers looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McGrady looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
McGrady might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Powers wants to sweep here but McGrady controlling him for the moment.

Powers kicks McGrady off and gets to his feet.
McGrady gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Austin Powers seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Powers fakes the leg kick and cracks McGrady in the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGrady on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Powers. Powers obviously looking to wear him down.
Powers thuds his shin into the meat of McGrady's side.
A jab from Powers finds it's way through McGrady's defenses.
Powers throws a nice head kick!
Powers throws a nice outside leg kick.
Powers getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Powers throws a solid leg kick but McGrady takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Powers.
McGrady has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Powers.
Powers throws a series of strikes that have McGrady backpedaling.
Powers has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Good standup being displayed there by Powers as he connects with a hook.
Powers lands with an overhand left.
Powers moves out of range as McGrady strikes.
Bob McGrady seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Powers lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Powers just misses with a punch to the body.

Powers drops McGrady with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McGrady looks back up at him and smiles so Powers waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

McGrady is rocked!
A head kick by Powers - that's a beauty! McGrady is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Powers can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Austin Powers!
Austin Powers decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.