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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dave Eighteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suka Blitzkilf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blitzkilf is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Muslamic Rape gangs. Dave Eighteen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 lbs
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204 lbs
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Good takedowns
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dave Eighteen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Suka Blitzkilf!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blitzkilf lands with a nice combination. Eighteen backs away looking to recover.
Blitzkilf gets tackled into the cage by Eighteen. Eighteen maintains the clinch.
Blitzkilf lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Blitzkilf lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Blitzkilf goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blitzkilf scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Eighteen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Blitzkilf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Eighteen misses with a body punch.
Blitzkilf misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Blitzkilf softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Eighteen struggles to land a body shot inside as Blitzkilf controls his hands.
Blitzkilf can't find room to land a body shot as Eighteen controls the action.
Blitzkilf doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Eighteen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Blitzkilf misses with a punch to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Blitzkilf throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Blitzkilf lands with a short shot to the head.
Eighteen is rocked!
Eighteen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blitzkilf unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Eighteen! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Blitzkilf is unloading with more strikes now! Eighteen drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Suka Blitzkilf!
Suka Blitzkilf made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'There is no god but Allah and the prophet Mohamed (PBUH) is his pedophile and at the end of the day; When you meet the unbelievers in the battlefield strike off their heads and, when you have laid them low, bind your captives firmly. Quran 47:4'.
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hype
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FIGHT
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