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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dj Crabby Jef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Riley McCollins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crabby Jef's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Madd Skillz. McCollins has chosen The Go Getter as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Dj Crabby Jef has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dj Crabby Jef seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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185 cm
26
198 lbs
10 - 6 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
199 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dj Crabby Jef! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Riley McCollins! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Crabby Jef misses with a two punch combination.
McCollins scores with a three punch combo!
McCollins throws a head kick but Crabby Jef moves out of range.
A head kick by McCollins misses and Crabby Jef counters with a left and a right that stings McCollins. McCollins misses the shot to the body. Crabby Jef throws a poor cross that misses
and McCollins counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Crabby Jef throws a nice looking combination but McCollins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. McCollins ducks under a wild hook from Crabby Jef. McCollins misses with a double jab.
Crabby Jef moves into range and connects with a jab. Crabby Jef shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McCollins as he jumps to the side. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. McCollins throws a hook but Crabby Jef blocks it. Crabby Jef lands a glancing blow to the side of McCollins's head.
That's one minute gone in the round. McCollins throws a leg kick but Crabby Jef sees it coming and checks it nicely. McCollins takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. McCollins lands a jab to the head.
Crabby Jef thows a body shot but no joy. A punch lands to the side of McCollins 's head but he takes it in his stride. McCollins throws a right and a left that both miss. McCollins throws a series of punches but Crabby Jef avoids them all with ease. No joy there for Crabby Jef, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crabby Jef fails with a takedown attempt. McCollins swings for the body but Crabby Jef moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Crabby Jef blocks a head kick by McCollins.
Crabby Jef misses with a hook
and McCollins counters with a nice low kick that buckles Crabby Jef's knee momentarily. Crabby Jef fails with a takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dj Crabby Jef. That's going to take a lot out of him. McCollins misses with a two punch combination.
Crabby Jef misses with an uppercut. McCollins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crabby Jef moves out of range and avoids them all easily. McCollins tries a low kick but Crabby Jef avoids it. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Crabby Jef looks to land a combination but McCollins avoids it well. Crabby Jef jabs at McCollins's body. Both fighters circling a little - McCollins finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A left lands for McCollins. Crabby Jef tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McCollins paws at him with a jab and circles away. McCollins throws a nice head kick!
McCollins fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crabby Jef manages to avoid it. McCollins drops Crabby Jef with a beautiful combination! Crabby Jef stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - McCollins is looking for the KO!
Crabby Jef is rocked! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Crabby Jef lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Oh Crabby Jef is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! McCollins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crabby Jef.
McCollins throws a head kick but Crabby Jef moves out of range.
Crabby Jef seems to have got his legs back now. McCollins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Crabby Jef. Crabby Jef ducks under a wild hook from McCollins. McCollins misses with a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Crabby Jef misses with an uppercut. Crabby Jef drives through with a takedown into guard. The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up. Crabby Jef is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. McCollins is looking to stand up but Crabby Jef isn't so interested in that idea. Crabby Jef trying to control but McCollins is working from the bottom. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! McCollins looking to hit a scissor sweep but Crabby Jef is one step ahead there. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Riley McCollins dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Crabby Jef showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McCollins.
Sloppy strikes from McCollins. Those never looked like landing. McCollins lands with a nice body punch. McCollins scores with a hook. Crabby Jef uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McCollins.
McCollins misses with a double jab
and Crabby Jef counters with a left to the body. Crabby Jef slips under a jab. Crabby Jef just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Crabby Jef tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McCollins swivels and escapes. McCollins misses with a combination
and Crabby Jef counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. McCollins throws a lazy head kick and McCollins takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. McCollins lands with a kick to the temple. Crabby Jef shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Crabby Jef uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McCollins. The fighters circling - McCollins throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Crabby Jef ducks under a wild hook from McCollins. McCollins tries to clinch but Crabby Jef is having none of it. McCollins fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McCollins throws a nice looking combination but Crabby Jef bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McCollins looks to land a left hand but Crabby Jef moved out of range nicely. Nice shot by Crabby Jef. Crabby Jef digs a good hook to McCollins's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Crabby Jef throws out a loose jab but McCollins uses good head movement to avoid it. A looping hook to the body misses from McCollins. Crabby Jef does a little dance to reset his feet. A looping hook to the body misses from Crabby Jef. McCollins does a little dance to reset his feet. Riley McCollins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Crabby Jef misses with the combination.
Crabby Jef lands a slapping body shot.
Crabby Jef ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McCollins moves away. McCollins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Crabby Jef. McCollins thows a body shot but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Crabby Jef missing with a left hand there. McCollins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Crabby Jef avoids a punch combination nicely.
Crabby Jef throws a jab when McCollins was well out of range. McCollins thows a left - swing and a miss! McCollins is looking to clinch. Crabby Jef tries to clinch but McCollins is having none of it. Crabby Jef scores with a jab to the jaw. Crabby Jef bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. McCollins misses with a head kick.
Riley McCollins seems to be getting the better of the standup. McCollins takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round. McCollins misses with a body kick. McCollins swings away with a body shot that misses
and Crabby Jef counters with a nice uppercut. McCollins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. McCollins takes a jab right on the kisser.
Crabby Jef throws out a loose jab but McCollins uses good head movement to avoid it. McCollins misses with a few strikes there.
Crabby Jef swings for the body but McCollins moves out of range.
Crabby Jef misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. A swing and a miss from Crabby Jef. A jab from Crabby Jef misses. McCollins tries to clinch but Crabby Jef is having none of it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Riley McCollins showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
McCollins moves in looking to clinch but Crabby Jef pushes him off. McCollins throws a body punch but Crabby Jef moves out of range. McCollins scores with a sloppy right hand. Crabby Jef should have avoided that one. McCollins ducks under a wild hook from Crabby Jef. A leg kick checked by Crabby Jef. A combination from McCollins does no damage. McCollins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crabby Jef moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Crabby Jef misses with a right hand and McCollins counters with a straight punch to the midsection. McCollins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. McCollins throws a head kick that misses and McCollins takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Crabby Jef tries to score a power double leg takedown but McCollins sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Crabby Jef somewhat. McCollins misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. McCollins sizes up Crabby Jef with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Crabby Jef slips a jab and a cross from McCollins.
McCollins throws a right hand that Crabby Jef ducks under and follows up with a left that Crabby Jef also avoids with ease. McCollins throws a head kick but Crabby Jef moves out of range.
Crabby Jef misses with a body punch
and McCollins counters with a three punch combo that has Crabby Jef backing up. Crabby Jef nods at McCollins to acknowledge the strikes. McCollins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Crabby Jef drives through with a takedown into McCollins's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position. Crabby Jef postures up and lands a big shot to McCollins's brow. Crabby Jef trying to control but McCollins is working from the bottom. Crabby Jef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McCollins works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Dj Crabby Jef has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Crabby Jef trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. McCollins working a defensive guard here.
Crabby Jef with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal. Riley McCollins is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Crabby Jef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. McCollins utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Crabby Jef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Crabby Jef pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McCollins is keeping the position for now. Crabby Jef lands a couple of decent looking shots.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Crabby Jef tries to free his leg and advance position but McCollins is retaining full guard. McCollins working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crabby Jef. McCollins being controlled here, momentarily. Crabby Jef throws an elbow that misses. McCollins uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crabby Jef's guard. Nice move by McCollins! McCollins avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McCollins is sitting in close to Crabby Jef's body. Crabby Jef has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! McCollins is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, McCollins is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Crabby Jef.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dj Crabby Jef! A very excited looking Dj Crabby Jef made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
77% |
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