PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunner Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Skank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Malone might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jimmy Hendrix - Vodoo Child. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Malone
vs
Skank

187 cm
26
215 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

190 cm
31
202 lbs
13 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
ANABOLIC LAUNDRY 90%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gunner Malone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thor Skank!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Skank checks a leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Malone looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Skank just misses with a punch to the body.

Malone clinches up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Malone fails to land.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Skank blocks an uppercut.
Malone lands with a light punch inside.
Skank working hard to break the clinch.
Skank misses with a body punch.
Malone lands a left hand.
Skank looking to stall.
Malone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Malone.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from Malone.
Skank working aggressively here.
Malone pushes Skank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Malone.
Malone lands a hook to the side of the head.
Skank is trying to maintain a safe position but Malone gets an underhook and turns Skank into the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Malone takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Skank is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Malone working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Malone.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone lands a right hand that snaps the head of Skank backwards.
Malone blocking some punches.
Skank is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Malone slows down the pace here.
A left hand lands to the body for Malone.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skank taking a breather.
Skank is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Malone has denied him.
Skank tries to break the clinch but Malone is controlling the position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Skank wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Malone has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone lands with a light punch inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Nice body punch from Malone - that landed with a thud.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Skank looking to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Thor Skank.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Skank, right into the meat.
Malone takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Malone takes the fight into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Malone.
Skank wants to get back to striking at distance but Malone won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Malone.
Skank looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Malone misses with a punch to the body.
Malone gets through Skank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Malone lands a right hand.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Malone lands a right hand that snaps the head of Skank backwards.
A hook to the body from Malone.
Malone lands a hook to the side of the head.
Malone working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Malone leaning against his opponent.
Malone digs a right hand underneath Skank's ribcage. Skank let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Malone is working Skank over against the cage.
Malone lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gunner Malone dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Malone rushes Skank and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Malone struggles to land a body shot inside as Skank controls his hands.
Malone is leaning against Skank and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Malone lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Skank backwards.
Malone lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Malone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Malone lands a hook that snaps the head of Skank backwards.

Skank is rocked!
Skank swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Skank is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Malone is keeping busy.
The referee is keeping an eye on Malone - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A short uppercut from Malone.
Malone gets through Skank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Skank is still on wobbly legs! Can Malone finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Malone.
Skank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Skank seems to have recovered his senses.
Malone lands a shoulder strike.
Malone is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Skank can do to turn this around?
Skank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Skank trying to stall but Malone improves his position.
A short right from Malone on the inside.
Malone throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Malone lands a body punch in the clinch.
Skank is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Malone - that landed with a thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Malone lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Skank.
Malone lands an uppercut.
Malone gets through Skank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone lands a big right hand! Skank is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gunner Malone!
Gunner Malone took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) for their support in the buildup to the fight.