PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Zhukov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhukov has chosen Russian Army Choir - National Anthem of the Russian Federation as his entrance music. Adolf Bin Laden had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Bin Laden
vs
Zhukov

190 cm
34
275 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

210 cm
23
265 lbs
12 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Zhukov!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin Laden thuds a left hand into Zhukov's body.
Zhukov tries a head kick but it misses.
Bin Laden throws a head kick but Zhukov moves out of range.
Zhukov misses with a wild body shot.
Bin Laden looks to land a combination but Zhukov avoids it well.
Zhukov throws a leg kick which misses Bin Laden's front leg but catches the back leg as Bin Laden tries to avoid it.
Zhukov tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bin Laden swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zhukov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zhukov throws a low kick, looking for Bin Laden's leg but Bin Laden calmly moves out of range.
Zhukov feints and then cracks Bin Laden's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bin Laden down.
Bin Laden takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin Laden moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bin Laden connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Ivan Zhukov has been cut.
Bin Laden blocks the body kick.
Zhukov swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden's corner calls for a 1-2. Bin Laden obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Zhukov moves out of range of the leg kick from Bin Laden.
Good leg kick by Bin Laden there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zhukov looks winded!
Bin Laden takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zhukov wants to land a leg kick but Bin Laden is out of range.
Bin Laden works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zhukov throws a head kick that misses.
Bin Laden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zhukov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zhukov circles away quickly and effectively.
Bin Laden avoids the head kick by Zhukov.
Bin Laden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bin Laden thumps Zhukov with a low kick.
Zhukov lands an overhand right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden tries a head kick but it misses.
Bin Laden throws a head kick that misses
and Zhukov counters with an outside leg kick.
Zhukov will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bin Laden fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Zhukov on the side of the head.
Bin Laden misses with a double jab.
Zhukov is looking to score with low kicks.
Bin Laden pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zhukov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Bin Laden! Zhukov is out on his feet! Bin Laden rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Zhukov is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Zhukov is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Bin Laden!