PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pay Attention (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Su Nami (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nami is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by New York. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Attention
vs
Nami

200 cm
27
291 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

225 cm
28
289 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pay Attention!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Su Nami!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Jorge Garcia and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nami connects with a crisp jab.
Attention throws a hook but Nami blocks it.
Attention throws a hook but Nami avoids it easily.
Nami paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nami jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Attention throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Attention lands a slapping body shot.

Nami closes the distance and pushes Attention back into the cage.
Attention misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Attention misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Attention fails to land.
Attention misses with the head strike.
Attention misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Attention tries to throw a body punch but Nami avoids it by throwing Attention back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nami.
Nami swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Attention lands a left hand.
Nami scores with a hook to the body.
Nami lands with a left to the head.
Nami throws a head punch that misses.
Attention has a couple of punches blocked by Nami.
Nami lands a hook that snaps the head of Attention backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Attention.
Attention misses with a punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Attention has a couple of punches blocked by Nami.
Attention lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Attention.
Attention lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nami backwards.
Nami is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nami lands a right hand that snaps the head of Attention backwards.
Nami blocks an uppercut.
Nami blocks an uppercut.
Nami blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nami swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nami lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Attention scores with a hook to the body.
Attention lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Attention.
Nami looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Attention.
Attention digs a right hand into Nami's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nami's gas tank.
Attention lands with a light punch inside.
Attention lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nami or not.
Attention lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nami backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nami.
Attention blocking some punches.
Attention scores with a nice hook to the head.
Attention misses with the head strike.
Attention swings wildly with an uppercut but Nami uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nami scores with a shot to the side of Attention's head.
Attention lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nami blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Attention misses with the head strike.
Nami misses with the head strike.
Nami blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nami tries to work over Attention's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Attention scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Attention throws a punch but it's blocked by Nami.
Attention tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Attention throws a head punch that misses.
Attention tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Attention tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Attention tries a body shot but Nami blocks it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Attention.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Attention.
Attention misses with the head strike.
A short right from Nami on the inside.
Nami wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Attention struggles to land a body shot inside as Nami controls his hands.
Nami blocks a body shot from Attention.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nami misses with some punches.
Attention fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Attention has a couple of punches blocked by Nami.
Attention working aggressively here.
Nami throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Attentions head.
Nami blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Attention fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nami misses with some punches.
Attention throws a punch but it's blocked by Nami.
Nami throws a head punch that misses.
Nami lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Attention.
Attention misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Attention tries a body shot but Nami blocks it.
Attention lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nami backwards.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Still in the clinch, Attention scores with a nice short uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Attention.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pay Attention dominated that round.
That's time! Attention's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Attention throws a jab when Nami was well out of range.
Nami steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Attention.
Attention fails to land with a series of punches.
Nami loads up on a big right hand but Attention slips the punch.
Su Nami seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
OH! Nami has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Attention smells blood and charges in for the finish! Attention unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Nami sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pay Attention!
A very excited looking Pay Attention made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.