PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Beck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beck kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Champion. The crowd seem to be enjoying Mayhem's choice of entrance music: Bullet With A Name by Nonpoint. John Mayhem has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Beck
vs
Mayhem

190 cm
27
198 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

186 cm
26
195 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

KAISER
Stonewall

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glenn Beck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Mayhem!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayhem throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Beck ducks under a wild hook from Mayhem.
Beck looks to clinch
and Mayhem counters with a low kick, right behind Beck 's knee.
Some bone on bone action there as Beck checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Beck tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Mayhem manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Beck. Mayhem shrugs it off though.
Mayhem throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beck takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Beck tries to clinch but Mayhem is having none of it.
Beck is looking to clinch.
Mayhem throws a chopping leg kick but Beck manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Mayhem circles away from the clinch attempt.

Beck drives through and clinches with Mayhem against the cage.
Beck throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem is working Beck over against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beck blocks the elbow strike.
Mayhem blocks an elbow strike from Beck.
Beck scores with a hook to the body.

Mayhem breaks from the clinch.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mayhem swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Beck clinches with his opponent.
Mayhem lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Beck.
Mayhem can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beck throws an elbow but misses.
Beck goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Mayhem.

Mayhem manages to break the clinch.
Beck darts in trying to clinch
and Mayhem counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beck with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Mayhem to score with a decent uppercut.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
Beck tries to clinch there but Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Mayhem wants to land a leg kick but Beck is out of range.
Mayhem throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Beck walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mayhem ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Beck moves to clinch but Mayhem breaks away
and Mayhem counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Beck takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem lands a glancing blow to the side of Beck's head.
Beck throws a head kick that Mayhem semi-blocks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beck wants to clinch.
Beck avoids a punch combination nicely.
Glenn Beck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mayhem fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Beck tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Mayhem manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mayhem missing with a left hand there. Beck was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Beck throws a nice looking combination but Mayhem bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beck is looking to clinch.
Mayhem tries to score with a low kick but Beck moves his leg out of the way.
Mayhem throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Beck stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch but Mayhem swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mayhem throws a jab when Beck was well out of range.
Beck takes one to the chin there.

Beck closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Mayhem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Beck takes a knee right on the jaw!
Mayhem lands an elbow that stopped Beck in his tracks for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem is looking to break free of the clinch but Beck has double underhooks.
Mayhem gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Mayhem comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Beck lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mayhem backwards.
Beck crunches a lovely knee into Mayhem's ribcage.
Mayhem wants to break the clinch but can't.
Beck lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beck is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mayhem is defending well for now.
Beck misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mayhem throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Beck takes an elbow to the forehead.

Mayhem breaks the clinch.
Beck throws the kick towards the body but Mayhem avoids it.
Beck takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mayhem keeps the fight on the outside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beck has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mayhem.
Beck is looking to clinch but Mayhem is avoiding it.

Beck clinches with his opponent.

Mayhem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Beck lands a jab-cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beck walks into a stiff left hand from Mayhem.
Mayhem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mayhem lands a right hook to the body.
Mayhem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Beck takes the fight into the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mayhem.

Mayhem breaks from the clinch.
Beck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mayhem throws a hook but Beck blocks it.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch but Mayhem swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Beck moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mayhem takes a swing at Beck's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mayhem is looking to slow Beck down with leg kicks.
Beck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Beck moves into the clinch successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Mayhem dominated that round.
That's time! Beck's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A slapping leg kick lands for Mayhem.
A slow jab from Mayhem misses its intended target.
Some wild striking there from Mayhem.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Beck tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Mayhem counters with a series of strikes. Beck will be more careful next time no doubt.

Beck gets a clinch.

Mayhem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Beck wants to clinch.
Mayhem keeps the fight on the outside.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch but Mayhem swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Beck wants to clinch but Mayhem slips to the side
and Mayhem counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Beck closes the distance but Mayhem moves to the side
and Mayhem counters with a low kick, right behind Beck 's knee.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mayhem lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Beck has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Beck and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mayhem misses with a straight right.
Beck throws a head kick but Mayhem moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mayhem.
Glenn Beck is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mayhem throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Beck on the side of the head.
John Mayhem seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mayhem with a hook.
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Beck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mayhem misses with a low kick.
Beck slips a jab and a cross from Mayhem.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Beck misses with a head kick.
Mayhem lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Beck walks into a jab.
Mayhem uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Beck has time to react.
Beck avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A combination from Mayhem does no damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beck moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
Decent striking displayed by Mayhem there.

Beck is rocked!
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mayhem swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Oh Beck is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Beck tries to clinch there but Mayhem circles away.
Beck seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beck tries to clinch up.
Beck is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Beck tries to clinch up but Mayhem circles away and keeps his distance.
Mayhem cracks Beck with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mayhem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mayhem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beck was well out of range. Poor timing from Mayhem.
Beck wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.
Beck throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mayhem lands with an uppercut that bounces Beck off the cage and back into range.
Beck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circling - Mayhem throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Beck moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
Mayhem connects with an inside leg kick.
Mayhem looks to land a combination but Beck avoids it well.
Beck slips under a jab from Mayhem.
Beck fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mayhem throws a series of punches but Beck moves out of range.
Beck on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beck looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mayhem paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mayhem lands a really nice looking cross but Beck seems unphased.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mayhem throws a leg kick but Beck moved away.
Beck slips a straight right by Mayhem.
Mayhem connects with a jab.
Mayhem keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beck.
Beck tries to clinch up.
Beck misses the shot to the body.
Beck moves out of range as Mayhem strikes.
Beck takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mayhem buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mayhem cracks the inside of Beck's front leg.
Mayhem keeps the fight on the outside.
Beck tries to clinch up but Mayhem circles away and keeps his distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beck tries to clinch up but Mayhem circles away and keeps his distance.
Beck drops his hands momentarily and Mayhem takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Beck gets cracked there but stands up to it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayhem throws a right hand that Beck ducks under and follows up with a left that Beck also avoids with ease.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch but Mayhem swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mayhem misses with an uppercut. Beck saw that one coming.
Mayhem lands with an overhand left.
Sloppy strikes from Mayhem. Those never looked like landing.
Mayhem throws a hook but Beck blocks it.
Beck tries to clinch but Mayhem is having none of it.
Beck throws a head kick but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem is looking to chop away at Beck's legs.
Mayhem thows a left - swing and a miss!
Beck wants to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mayhem throws a hook but Beck blocks it.
Beck throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Mayhem showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Beck tries to clinch but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice jab there from Mayhem.
Beck is looking to clinch.
Mayhem connects with a crisp jab.
Beck throws a head kick that misses.
Mayhem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beck was well out of range. Poor timing from Mayhem.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem throws a big shot that misses.
Mayhem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beck manages to avoid it.
Mayhem throws an overhand right that lands on Beck's shoulder, as Beck tries to avoid the shot.
Beck ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mayhem moves away.
Beck looks to score with a jab to the body but Mayhem is just out of range.
Mayhem throws a leg kick but Beck checks it.
Mayhem fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mayhem scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Beck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Beck wants to slow Mayhem down by chopping away at his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mayhem, right into the meat.
Beck looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Beck dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Beck has Mayhem up against the cage in a clinch.
Mayhem lands a left hand.
Beck tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mayhem avoids it.
Beck fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Mayhem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Beck wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.
Beck moves to clinch but Mayhem breaks away
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Beck looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Beck takes one to the side of the head.
Beck doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayhem circles away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mayhem.
Beck fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mayhem misses with a hook. Beck ducked under it nicely.
Mayhem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mayhem lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem lands a nice looking body shot.
Beck tries to clinch up but Mayhem circles away and keeps his distance.
Beck ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mayhem throws a front kick aimed at Beck's knee but Beck avoids it well.
Mayhem misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mayhem rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Beck moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mayhem lunges at Beck with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Beck's hand.
Mayhem keeps the fight on the outside.
Beck is looking to clinch.
Mayhem just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice combination there by Mayhem.
Mayhem swats away the attempt to clinch by Beck.
Beck tries to clinch up but Mayhem circles away and keeps his distance.
Beck tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Mayhem manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mayhem tries to work over Beck's front leg with a kick but Beck checks it.
Beck on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beck misses with a kick to the body.
Mayhem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beck manages to avoid it.
Beck throws a sloppy head kick and Mayhem moves out of range easily.
Mayhem lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Beck tries to clinch but Mayhem moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Mayhem.
Beck moves out of range as Mayhem strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beck looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mayhem lands a jab-cross combination.
Glenn Beck has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mayhem thows a body shot but no joy.
Mayhem connects with a nice looking jab.
Mayhem looks to throw the jab but Beck is out of range.
Mayhem keeps the fight on the outside.
Mayhem ducks right into an uppercut from Beck.
Mayhem blocks a head kick by Beck.
Beck moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
Beck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
John Mayhem is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Beck doesn't seem bothered though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab by Mayhem.
Beck on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mayhem lands a nice shot that snaps Beck's head back.
Beck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Beck is looking to clinch but Mayhem is avoiding it.
Beck on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mayhem catches Beck with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jab from Mayhem.
Beck takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Beck tries to clinch there but Mayhem circles away.
Mayhem jabs Beck right on the nose. Beck blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beck misses with a two punch combination.
Beck is looking to clinch but Mayhem is avoiding it.
Beck tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mayhem paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Beck's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Mayhem connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beck scrambles back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Mayhem comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mayhem has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Mayhem!
A relieved looking John Mayhem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.