PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sam Kwaak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus of Nazareth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus of Nazareth is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kwaak
vs
of Nazareth

175 cm
26
152 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

160 cm
31
150 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Sam Kwaak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jesus of Nazareth!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
of Nazareth stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kwaak.
of Nazareth motions for Kwaak to come forward. of Nazareth throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
of Nazareth throws a quick inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kwaak. of Nazareth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kwaak plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kwaak misses with a head kick.
of Nazareth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kwaak tries to land a leg kick but of Nazareth saw it coming and moves away.

Kwaak looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for of Nazareth!
of Nazareth is looking to improve his position but Kwaak isn't that keen on the idea.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kwaak with a couple of short strikes.
Kwaak landing strikes from the mount.
of Nazareth is trying to stand up.
of Nazareth working to try and regain half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
of Nazareth is trying to stand.
Kwaak postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. of Nazareth looks a forlorn figure.
Kwaak fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

of Nazareth is rocked!
Kwaak looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
of Nazareth is still in real trouble! Can Kwaak finish him?
of Nazareth really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kwaak. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Kwaak in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
of Nazareth's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kwaak lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Kwaak! of Nazareth is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sam Kwaak!
A relieved looking Sam Kwaak thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.