PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Chimpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Chimpo's choice of entrance music: On The Darkside. This should be fireworks!

Ferguson
vs
Chimpo

185 cm
28
200 lbs
19 - 12 - 1

186 cm
32
198 lbs
29 - 25 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Chimpo!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chimpo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ferguson.

Ferguson moves into the clinch.

Chimpo tightens his grip and picks Ferguson up, before dumping him to the ground. Ferguson manages to land in guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Ferguson looking to control.
Ferguson keeping moving, preventing Chimpo from controlling successfully.
Ferguson wants to sweep but no luck.
Chimpo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Chimpo wants to control from the top but Ferguson keeps moving.
Chimpo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ferguson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ferguson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Chimpo is one step ahead there.
Ferguson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Chimpo scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ferguson doesn't seem bothered though.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Chimpo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chimpo cracks Ferguson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chimpo fails to land the takedown.

Ferguson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chimpo effectively controlling the action here.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chimpo blocks it with crossed arms.
Ferguson is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Chimpo takes a shot to the head.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Chimpo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson blocks a body shot from Chimpo.
Chimpo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ferguson is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimpo tries to pull guard but Ferguson holds him up against the cage and eventually Chimpo drops back down to his feet.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Chimpo.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ferguson as Chimpo tries to tie him up.
Chimpo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.
Chimpo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ferguson manages to avoid it.
Chimpo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ferguson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chimpo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ferguson jabs Chimpo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chimpo misses the shot to the body.
Chimpo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ferguson but Ferguson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ferguson leaves Chimpo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chimpo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ferguson but Ferguson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Chimpo throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson counters with a thumping low kick.

Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
A short left from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ferguson throws a head punch that misses.
Ferguson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chimpo avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson avoids the elbow strike from Chimpo, against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ferguson.

Ferguson is fighting off a takedown attempt but Chimpo is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Ferguson to the mat. Ferguson regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Chimpo postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ferguson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Chimpo throws a strike but Ferguson rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Chimpo working a defensive guard here.
Ferguson won't allow Chimpo to sweep him here.
Ferguson would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Ferguson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chimpo is keeping the position for now.
Ferguson with a flurry of punches that miss.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Chimpo working for a triangle but Ferguson defends it easily.
Chimpo trying to strike off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Johnny Chimpo will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ferguson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chimpo tries to clinch up but Ferguson circles away and keeps his distance.
Chimpo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chimpo scores with a jab to the body.
Ferguson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ferguson misses with a straight left.
Chimpo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ferguson lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Johnny Chimpo has been cut.
Chimpo works Ferguson's body with a nice hook.
Chimpo checks a leg kick nicely.
Ferguson lands a high kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ferguson swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Chimpo counter with a right hand.
Ferguson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ferguson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ferguson moves in looking to clinch but Chimpo pushes him off.
Ferguson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chimpo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Ferguson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ferguson cracks Chimpo with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chimpo wants to clinch.
Chimpo throws a leg kick but Ferguson checks it.
Chimpo scores with a body shot.
Ferguson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chimpo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ferguson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chimpo scores with a shot to the body.
Chimpo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ferguson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chimpo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ferguson tries to avoid it but Chimpo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ferguson to the ground. Ferguson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ferguson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chimpo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turd Ferguson is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimpo scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ferguson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ferguson.
Chimpo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Chimpo throws a hook to the side of Ferguson's head but Ferguson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chimpo throws a hook to the side of Ferguson's head but Ferguson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ferguson misses with a low kick as Chimpo jumps back.
Ferguson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson stuffs the takedown attempt from Chimpo. Chimpo gets slowly back to his feet.
Ferguson connects with a leg kick. Chimpo looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chimpo.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Chimpo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chimpo checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson clobbers Chimpo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chimpo shoots in for a double leg but Ferguson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Chimpo.
Ferguson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chimpo.
Chimpo throws a series of punches but Ferguson moves out of range.
Chimpo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chimpo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ferguson sprawls well. Ferguson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Chimpo gets slowly back to his feet.
Ferguson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chimpo's calf.
Chimpo is breathing heavily.

Ferguson darts in and clinches Chimpo up against the cage.
Ferguson looking to slow down the pace here.
Maybe Ferguson would be better served going for some more strikes rather than trying to control so much.
Chimpo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chimpo.
Chimpo tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Chimpo tries to land knees in the clinch but Ferguson avoids the damage to the body.
Chimpo is trying to pull guard but Ferguson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Chimpo blocks it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ferguson as Chimpo tries to tie him up.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chimpo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Chimpo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson lands with a short shot to the head.
Ferguson is trying to maintain a safe position but Chimpo gets an underhook and turns Ferguson into the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson struggles to land a body shot inside as Chimpo controls his hands.
Ferguson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chimpo is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ferguson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Ferguson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Chimpo up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Chimpo's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Ferguson rushes Chimpo and presses him up against the cage.
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Chimpo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ferguson.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Chimpo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson prevents Chimpo from breaking the clinch.
Chimpo has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ferguson avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Ferguson throws a head punch that misses.
Chimpo is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ferguson is defending well.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ferguson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ferguson stops a takedown attempt from Chimpo.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Chimpo.
Chimpo wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chimpo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Chimpo has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Chimpo misses with a looping right.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Good body shot from Ferguson.
Chimpo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ferguson blocks an elbow strike from Chimpo.
Ferguson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ferguson tries a body shot but Chimpo blocks it.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chimpo backwards.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Chimpo stalling in the clinch but Ferguson improves position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ferguson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Chimpo up against the cage.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimpo tries to pull guard but Ferguson won't allow it.
Chimpo misses with a body punch.
Ferguson slows down the pace here.
Ferguson misses with an elbow strike.
Chimpo tries for a takedown. No joy.
Chimpo swings wildly with an uppercut but Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chimpo fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Chimpo looking for a takedown.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Chimpo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson tries to throw a body punch but Chimpo avoids it by throwing Ferguson back against the cage.
Chimpo trying to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson pushes off an throws an elbow but Chimpo leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Ferguson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ferguson has a couple of punches blocked by Chimpo.
Ferguson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Chimpo blocks it.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Ferguson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.

Chimpo is rocked!
Ferguson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Chimpo is still on wobbly legs! Can Ferguson finish him?
Chimpo tries to circle away but Ferguson has him pinned against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ferguson is looking to control Chimpo's arms but Chimpo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Ferguson has his back to the cage.
Chimpo seems to have recovered his senses.
Ferguson gets through Chimpo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ferguson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson stops a takedown attempt from Chimpo.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ferguson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ferguson digs a right hand underneath Chimpo's ribcage. Chimpo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Ferguson scores with a shot to the side of Chimpo's head.
Ferguson is trying to maintain a safe position but Chimpo gets an underhook and turns Ferguson into the cage.
Nice elbow from Ferguson.
Ferguson dips a shoulder and cracks Chimpo with a mighty uppercut! Chimpo falls back against the cage and Ferguson unloads with a barrage of strikes! Chimpo is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Ferguson screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
A less than humble Turd Ferguson misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.