PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Levi King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes to the cage accompanied by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. King has chosen Lou Reed - Perfect Day as his entrance music. Levi King will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Cockenschtuff
vs
King

193 cm
26
269 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

216 cm
31
309 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Legion of Pain Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Levi King!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
King is looking to chop away at Cockenschtuff's legs.
King misses with a hook
and Cockenschtuff counters with a lovely straight right hand!
King throws a predictable looking body shot
and Cockenschtuff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
King throws an off balance right hand
and Cockenschtuff counters with a straight right hand.
King thuds a left hand into Cockenschtuff's body.

King gets tackled into the cage by Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff maintains the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
King pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff connects with a nasty looking knee right to King's face.

It looks like Levi King has been cut.
Cockenschtuff throws an elbow but it's blocked.
King lands with a light punch inside.
King lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
A right hand to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot in the clinch.
King looks winded!
Cockenschtuff lands a hook that snaps the head of King backwards.
King throws an elbow but it misses.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
King working aggressively here.
King using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cockenschtuff has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Come on Cockenschtuff - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
King using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cockenschtuff has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand.
Cockenschtuff with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff lands a shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cockenschtuff tries to work over King's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cockenschtuff digs a right hand into King's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on King's gas tank.
Cockenschtuff stalling against the cage.
Cockenschtuff utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand.
Cockenschtuff tries a knee to the head but King blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff crunches a lovely knee into King's ribcage.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff tries to throw a body punch but King avoids it by throwing Cockenschtuff back against the cage.
Cockenschtuff swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt King or not.
Cockenschtuff misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff has King pushed against the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of King backwards.
King misses with an elbow strike.
King goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff is leaning against King and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand.
A short left from Cockenschtuff.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff looking to throw knees to the head but King is blocking nicely.
Cockenschtuff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cockenschtuff pushes off an throws an elbow but King leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff digs a right hand underneath King's ribcage. King let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cockenschtuff lands a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shot to the side of King's head.
King throws an elbow that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff working King over with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff trying to stall but King improves his position.
Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff presses King against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cockenschtuff lands a shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff scores with a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee strike.
Cockenschtuff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cockenschtuff tries a body shot but King blocks it.
King throws an elbow but it misses.
Cockenschtuff crunches a lovely knee into King's ribcage.
Cockenschtuff tries a body shot but King blocks it.
Cockenschtuff lands a knee to the body.
A shot in the inside from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff is stalling here.
A body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff tries to throw a body punch but King avoids it by throwing Cockenschtuff back against the cage.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff blocks the elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Cockenschtuff's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cockenschtuff throws a nice outside leg kick.
King tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cockenschtuff paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cockenschtuff chopping away at his opponent's legs.
King attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
King rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cockenschtuff counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Cockenschtuff clinches up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. King is defending well for now.
Cockenschtuff digs a right hand into King's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on King's gas tank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cockenschtuff lands a knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and King avoids it.
Cockenschtuff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
King is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff - that landed with a thud.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by King as Cockenschtuff tries to tie him up.
Cockenschtuff with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cockenschtuff trying to stall but King improves his position.
Cockenschtuff misses with an elbow over the top.
With the fighters up against the cage, King throws an elbow but misses.
Cockenschtuff misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff swings away with an uppercut that misses.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
King lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
Cockenschtuff takes an elbow to the temple.
Cockenschtuff blocks an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
King pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that King can do to turn this around?
Cockenschtuff lands a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice elbow from King.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff is looking to control King's arms but King gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cockenschtuff has his back to the cage.
Cockenschtuff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kings head.
Cockenschtuff connects with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cockenschtuff struggles to land a body shot inside as King controls his hands.
King prevents a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a damaging elbow.
Cockenschtuff lands with a right to the head.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through King's defenses.
King avoiding damage as Cockenschtuff throws knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff using the Thai plumb to throw knees but King has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cockenschtuff working King over with knees to the body.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. King is defending well for now.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and King avoids it.
King has Cockenschtuff pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Cockenschtuff manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Cockenschtuff manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Cockenschtuff is trying to maintain a safe position but King gets an underhook and turns Cockenschtuff into the cage.
King trying to land knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the head.
Cockenschtuff lands a shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff crunches a lovely knee into King's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice elbow from Cockenschtuff.
King blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cockenschtuff lands a knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand that snaps the head of King backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cockenschtuff lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff works on King's body with a couple of short punches.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Cockenschtuff here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
King misses with an elbow strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by King.
Cockenschtuff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
King misses with an elbow strike.
Lester Cockenschtuff has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cockenschtuff prevents a body shot from King.
Cockenschtuff looking to throw knees to the head but King is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

King throws out a loose jab but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cockenschtuff bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cockenschtuff scoring well with a low kick there.
King throws a head kick that misses
and Cockenschtuff counters with an outside leg kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck King on the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff digs a good body shot into King's ribs.
Cockenschtuff lands a straight punch to the body, keeping King at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cockenschtuff digs a good hook to King's body.

Cockenschtuff has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cockenschtuff misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from King.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
King using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cockenschtuff has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee to the head.
King takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cockenschtuff pushes King back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but King is keeping busy.
Cockenschtuff tries a body shot but King blocks it.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice uppercut.
Cockenschtuff with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff gets through King's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and King avoids it.
With the fighters up against the cage, King throws an elbow but misses.
King avoiding damage as Cockenschtuff throws knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. King is defending well for now.
King tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
King takes a shot to the head.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
King lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cockenschtuff using the Thai plumb to throw knees but King has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cockenschtuff looking to throw knees to the head but King is blocking nicely.
Lester Cockenschtuff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
King misses with an elbow over the top.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
King throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff is stalling here.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Levi King has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has King in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by King.
With the fighters up against the cage, King throws an elbow but misses.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.
Cockenschtuff looking to throw knees to the head but King is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for King.
King wants a takedown.
King lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch on the inside from King fails to land.
King gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff takes a shot to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by King.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
King looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow.
Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff can't find room to land a body shot as King controls the action.
Cockenschtuff blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
King tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cockenschtuff avoids it.
Cockenschtuff avoids a wild elbow strike from King.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
King blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
King blocks an elbow strike from Cockenschtuff.
King landing knees to the head.
Cockenschtuff tries a body shot but King blocks it.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow just above King 's eye.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff dodges an elbow strike from King.
King pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff has a couple of punches blocked by King.
King managing to block the knees to the body from Cockenschtuff.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff lands a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff misses with a punch on the inside.
King is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cockenschtuff is keeping busy.
King misses with the head strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lester Cockenschtuff showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cockenschtuff has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:26
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:26
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lester Cockenschtuff!
An out of breath Lester Cockenschtuff thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.