PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jan David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Up Loaded (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David comes into the arena with Pity the Man With the Fast Right Hand blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Loaded's choice of entrance music: BOOOOOT!!!. Jan David is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

David
vs
Loaded

182 cm
31
180 lbs
28 - 12 - 0

180 cm
28
172 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Jan David!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Up Loaded!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
David throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
David throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loaded finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but David paws at him with a jab and circles away.
David swings and misses with a hook to the body.
David scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
David connects with a body shot that sends Loaded's belly button to the back.
David swings for the body but Loaded moves out of range.
David misses with a wild body shot.
David is looking to wear down Loaded with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
David throws a chopping leg kick but Loaded manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Loaded throws a head kick but David moves out of range.
David throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
David tries to score with a low kick but Loaded moves his leg out of the way.
David throws a leg kick that is checked
and Loaded counters with a low kick, right behind David 's knee.
David just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded takes one to the side of the head.
Loaded tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. David manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
David looks to score with a jab to the body but Loaded is just out of range.
Loaded avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
David misses with a few strikes there.
Loaded looks to score with a jab to the body but David is just out of range.
Loaded fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and David has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
David wants to land a leg kick but Loaded is out of range.
David looking to land some kicks to the body here.
David throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loaded sees it coming and avoids it easily.
David feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Loaded's calf.
David throws a hook but Loaded avoids it easily.
David ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaded is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
David throws a hook but Loaded blocks it.
A jab from David misses.
David thows a body shot but no joy.
Loaded misses the shot to the body.
David takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loaded swings away with a leg kick that misses.
David scores with a nice right hand.
Loaded lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
David misses with the body kick
and Loaded connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Loaded doesn't manage to clinch there - David circles away.
David lands an overhand right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David takes a swing at Loaded's ribcage but misses.
Loaded walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
David thuds a left hand into Loaded's body.
Loaded avoids a punch combination nicely.
David fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Loaded checks it well.
David is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Jan David has been cut.
Jan David seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
David takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Loaded checks the leg kick.
David on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Loaded takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loaded moves away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by David.
Loaded walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
David tries to move into range but Loaded moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
David scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Loaded throws a jab but it's blocked by David.
David shoots in looking for a takedown. Loaded tries to sprawl out of it but David keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Loaded manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
David throws a nice looking combination but Loaded bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
David misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loaded.
Loaded throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by David.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jan David will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jan David's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Loaded works David's body with a nice hook.
David misses with a left hand
and Loaded counters with a stiff right hand.
Loaded comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Loaded changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
David thows a body shot but no joy.
Sloppy strikes from David. Those never looked like landing.
David takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
David swinging wildly here.
David avoids the body shot from Loaded.
David checks a leg kick.
Loaded avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
David throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loaded sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
David tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping body kick lands there for David.
Loaded uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from David.
Loaded throws a right and a left that both miss.
David slips a straight right by Loaded.
Loaded misses with the combination.
Loaded fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. David looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
David has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from David there as he acknowledges the shot.

Loaded closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Loaded tries a body shot but David blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
David lands a right hand that snaps the head of Loaded backwards.
David lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Loaded.
David lands a body shot in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David is trying to drag Loaded to the mat but Loaded just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
David tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Loaded swings wildly with an uppercut but David uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loaded taking a breather.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Loaded obliges.
Loaded tried to land a shot to the body but connects with David's elbow.
David goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Loaded.
David working aggressively here.
Loaded stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
David struggles to land a body shot inside as Loaded controls his hands.
David tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Loaded blocks a body shot from David.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from David.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
David blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
David tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
David struggles to land a body shot inside as Loaded controls his hands.
David lands a body punch in the clinch.
Loaded with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Good body shot from David.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Loaded creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Loaded is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Loaded struggles to land a body shot inside as David controls his hands.
Loaded blocks an uppercut.
Loaded fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
David is working for takedown but Loaded is calmly controlling the position for now.
A short uppercut from David.
David blocks a body shot from Loaded.
David is trying to force a seperation but Loaded has the dominant position.
Loaded blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
David tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Loaded tried to land a shot to the body but connects with David's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David misses with the head strike.
Loaded lands a right hand that snaps the head of David backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loaded doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
David swings away with an uppercut that misses.
David lands a nice uppercut.
Loaded throws a head punch that misses.
David misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A hook to the body from Loaded.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Loaded lands a shoulder strike.
Loaded struggles to land a body shot inside as David controls his hands.
Loaded blocks a body shot from David.
David misses with a hook from the clinch.
David throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Loaded - that landed with a thud.
A nice left hand lands by Loaded.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loaded lands a nice uppercut.
Loaded working some nice short punches in the clinch.
David struggles to land a body shot inside as Loaded controls his hands.
Loaded goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Loaded gets through David's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Up Loaded showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jan David's cut.
That's time! David's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

David ducks right into an uppercut from Loaded.
Loaded moves in looking to clinch but David pushes him off.
David swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Loaded throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Loaded throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jab by David.
Loaded swings for the body but David moves out of range.
Loaded closes the distance looking to clinch
and David counters with a lovely shot to the body.
David takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from Loaded.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded tries to clinch but David is having none of it.
David throws out a loose jab but Loaded uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loaded steps to the side to avoid the strikes from David.
David on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
David misses with a kick to the body.
David fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Loaded on the side of the head.
David gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Loaded.
Loaded tries to land a front kick but David steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Loaded scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Loaded ducks down and throws a hook to the body but David moves away.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch up but David swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A low kick from Loaded is predictable there
and David counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaded throws a nice head kick!
David thows a leg kick but Loaded checks it
and Loaded counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Up Loaded seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Loaded throws a hook but David blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big right from Loaded misses.
Sloppy strikes from David. Those never looked like landing.
David scores with a nice strike.
A good leg kick by David.
David uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loaded.
David moves out of range as Loaded throws a body kick.
David lands a jab.
David does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaded thumps David with a low kick.
Loaded avoids the body shot from David.
Loaded is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Loaded dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
David lands with a nice body punch.
Loaded misses with a head kick.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch but David swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Loaded throws a big shot that misses.
David swings for the body but Loaded moves out of range.
Loaded throws a shot from downtown. David moves away and avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David looks to land a left hand but Loaded moved out of range nicely.
David will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
David fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loaded manages to avoid it.
David misses with a double jab
and Loaded counters with an inside leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
David swinging wildly here.
Loaded throws an off balance right hand
and David counters with a body kick.
David misses with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loaded throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Loaded throws a head kick but David moves out of range.
A jab from David misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Up Loaded comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Loaded has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Up Loaded!
Up Loaded seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.