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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frenk Schmellengartner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frenk Schmellengartner told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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199 cm
24
283 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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205 cm
25
260 lbs
10 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Frenk Schmellengartner! The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cartman rushes Schmellengartner and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Schmellengartner wants to stall.
Cartman taking a breather. Schmellengartner tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman working hard to break the clinch. Cartman lands an elbow that stopped Schmellengartner in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Frenk Schmellengartner has been cut. Cartman tries a body shot but Schmellengartner blocks it.
Schmellengartner misses with a hook from the clinch. Cartman takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut. Schmellengartner misses with a knee strike.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Cartman lands an elbow that stopped Schmellengartner in his tracks for a moment. Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Cartman stalling in the clinch but Schmellengartner improves position. Both guys are working to get underhooks. Cartman misses with an elbow over the top. Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut. Cartman lands an elbow inside. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Schmellengartner tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Schmellengartner misses with a knee strike.
That's one minute gone in the round. Schmellengartner misses with a knee to the head. Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Schmellengartner blocks an elbow strike from Cartman.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cartman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schmellengartner's brow. Cartman blocking some punches.
Cartman avoids the elbow strike from Schmellengartner, against the cage.
Cartman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Schmellengartner managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman. Schmellengartner will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Cartman up against the cage. Schmellengartner with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Schmellengartner looking to slow down the pace here. Schmellengartner tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman wants to get back to striking at distance but Schmellengartner won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartman dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Cartman gets through Schmellengartner's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Cartman looking to slow down the pace here. Cartman presses Schmellengartner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Schmellengartner looks winded! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Cartman lands with a short shot to the head. Cartman misses with an elbow over the top. Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman instigates a clinch. Cartman stalling the fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
That has opened up Frenk Schmellengartner's cut even more. Schmellengartner lands a damaging elbow. Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Cartman clinches up with Schmellengartner and pushes him back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A short left from Cartman. Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Cartman takes an elbow to the temple. Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Schmellengartner's head.
Schmellengartner is rocked! Schmellengartner managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.
Schmellengartner takes a shot to the head. Schmellengartner is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartman finish him? Schmellengartner misses with a knee to the head. Schmellengartner seems to have recovered his senses. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cartman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Schmellengartner looking to throw knees to the head but Cartman is blocking nicely.
A bit of stalling here from Cartman.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut. Schmellengartner gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Schmellengartner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cartman throws an elbow but misses. Cartman looks to throw an elbow but misses. Cartman blocks an elbow strike. A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schmellengartner misses with a knee strike.
Schmellengartner blocks an elbow strike. Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman darts in and clinches Schmellengartner up against the cage. Schmellengartner misses with a knee to the head. Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schmellengartner lands a nice elbow. Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Cartman lands a big uppercut and Schmellengartner is down! He's in big trouble - Cartman follows him to the mat! Cartman takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position. Schmellengartner is looking to control Cartman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schmellengartner avoid being mounted? Cartman tries to stand but can't do so whilst Schmellengartner controls his leg. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Cartman has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Cartman pushes Schmellengartner up against the cage in a clinch. Schmellengartner misses with the head strike.
Schmellengartner keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Cartman looking to stall.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top. Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Schmellengartner uses good head movement to avoid it. Schmellengartner throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schmellengartner lands a nice elbow from the clinch. A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman. Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far. Schmellengartner misses with a knee to the head. Schmellengartner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Cartman lands a big right hand! Schmellengartner is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Cartman! After winning the bout, Eric Cartman thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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