PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lewis McLay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Lewis McLay is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bomber
vs
McLay

175 cm
27
142 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

176 cm
33
133 lbs
11 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lewis McLay!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McLay needs to keep his hands up - Bomber had a free shot at his head there.
McLay looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
McLay walks into a stiff left hand from Bomber.
Bomber connects with a body shot that sends McLay's belly button to the back.
Bomber lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

McLay is rocked!
McLay takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McLay is still on wobbly legs! Can Bomber finish him?
Bomber drops McLay with a huge uppercut! McLay drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Bomber is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Bomber!
Billy Bomber looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'To all the ladies in the room...... I'll fucking throat fuck you '.